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26-04-2013, 11:02 AM
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This was a horrid experience...

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26-04-2013, 11:04 AM
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Conversation between Our Lady of Holy Gwynnity and her husband:

Luke 10:24
"For I tell you that many prophets and kings longed to see what you see but did not see it, and to hear what you hear but did not hear it.”

Truly beautiful.

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26-04-2013, 11:30 AM
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Ezekiel 21:28 “As for you, son of man, prophesy and say, ‘This is what the sovereign Lord says concerning the Ammonites and their coming humiliation; say: “‘A sword, a sword drawn for slaughter, polished to consume, to flash like lightning..."

Yeehaw!! Violence!!! Evil_monster
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26-04-2013, 03:35 PM
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Numbers 28:15 - And one male goat must be offered to the Lord as a purification offering, in addition to the continual burnt offering and its drink offering.

Good thing I got that goat down in the basement with El Jefe. ... Fuck, hope he didn't eat it already.

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26-04-2013, 03:58 PM
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My verse for today:

Quote:Exodus 40:1 Then the Lord spoke to Moses:




That's it? Fuck man, you can't give a build up like that and not deliver!

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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26-04-2013, 04:10 PM
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Daniel 7:15
Quote:As for me, Daniel, my spirit was distressed, and the visions of my mind were alarming me.

Meh... probably just the stress of trying to get to the weekend. Drinking Beverage

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28-04-2013, 06:46 AM (This post was last modified: 29-04-2013 12:36 AM by DLJ.)
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Exodus 38:3
He made all the utensils of the altar – the pots, the shovels, the tossing bowls, the meat hooks, and the fire pans – he made all its utensils of bronze.

Tossing hot meat? Jeez!

Who'd be an altar boy?

No

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28-04-2013, 09:53 AM
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1 Samuel 24:20 Now look, I realize that you will in fact be king and that the kingdom of Israel will be established in your hand.

Goddamned right, bitches. Bow and I shall show mercy.

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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28-04-2013, 09:10 PM
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(23-04-2013 12:44 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(22-04-2013 10:51 PM)Flowergurl Wrote:  9:3 and his clothes became radiantly white, more so than any launderer in the world could bleach them.

Now, that is white!! Angel

Ancient oxi clean! Cleansing sin stains since 200BC!

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28-04-2013, 09:28 PM
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(28-04-2013 06:46 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Exodus 38:3
He made all the utensils of the altar – the pots, the shovels, the tossing bowls, the meat hooks, and the fire pans – he made all its utensils of bronze.

Tossing hot meat? Jeez!

Who's be an altar boy?

No

Confused I only remember lighting candles and walking them between the pews.
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