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28-04-2013, 09:30 PM
RE: Random bible verse generator
Quote:Ezra2:4 the descendants of Shephatiah: 372;


Yup. The descendants.

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03-05-2013, 07:13 AM
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I have lapsed in my daily routine.

May Gywnnie forgive me.

Today's verse...

Ezekiel 39:17
“As for you, son of man, this is what the sovereign Lord says: Tell every kind of bird and every wild beast: ‘Assemble and come! Gather from all around to my slaughter which I am going to make for you, a great slaughter on the mountains of Israel! You will eat flesh and drink blood."


Just... WOW!

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03-05-2013, 07:37 AM
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WTF? I just got the same bible verse!

Random MY ASS!

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03-05-2013, 07:51 AM
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(03-05-2013 07:37 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  WTF? I just got the same bible verse!

Random MY ASS!

It's a sign!

Ohmy

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03-05-2013, 10:22 AM
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Nehemiah 8:11 Then the Levites quieted all the people saying, “Be quiet, for this day is holy. Do not grieve.”

I like this version better "I'll tell you this - no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn." Tongue




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03-05-2013, 11:12 AM
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Quote: Thessalonians 2:10 and with every kind of evil deception directed against those who are perishing, because they found no place in their hearts for the truth so as to be saved.

Well shit, this must be a sign. Nice taking to you folks, I gotta go to church now.

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03-05-2013, 02:09 PM
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Not going to bother copy pasting mine this time, something about a kids name because of a fighting alter. Gibberish, from somewhere in Judges.
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03-05-2013, 04:31 PM
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Let the baby-eating jokes commence....

Deuteronomy 28:32
"Your sons and daughters will be given to another people while you look on in vain all day, and you will be powerless to do anything about it."

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03-05-2013, 04:50 PM
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(03-05-2013 07:51 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(03-05-2013 07:37 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  WTF? I just got the same bible verse!

Random MY ASS!

It's a sign!

Ohmy

I think god is telling me I should start gambling - it's the THIRD time it happens. Weeping

That and I just figured out it's a verse that's is actually on the site permanently, above the random generator. EVERYTHING IS BLUE!!! What am I to do?

Fess up, I guess. Dodgy

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04-05-2013, 10:43 AM
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Isaiah 37:36 The Lord’s messenger went out and killed 185,000 troops in the Assyrian camp. When they got up early the next morning, there were all the corpses!

Good ol' peaceful, loving Xtianity!

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