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25-01-2017, 10:36 AM
RE: Random thoughts
(25-01-2017 08:41 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  
(25-01-2017 06:28 AM)yakherder Wrote:  I never go poop without a voice recorder because that's where I have many of my best ideas that I'd otherwise forget as soon as the poop is finished.

Please, oh please, never share any of those recordings with me.

I try to time it so I'm not interrupted by background noise. Doesn't always work out.

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25-01-2017, 01:56 PM
RE: Random thoughts
(25-01-2017 06:28 AM)yakherder Wrote:  I never go poop without a voice recorder because that's where I have many of my best ideas that I'd otherwise forget as soon as the poop is finished.

I also had a great idea while I was pooping, it was to never eat vindaloo ever again.
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25-01-2017, 02:23 PM
RE: Random thoughts
(25-01-2017 01:56 PM)Manic Wrote:  
(25-01-2017 06:28 AM)yakherder Wrote:  I never go poop without a voice recorder because that's where I have many of my best ideas that I'd otherwise forget as soon as the poop is finished.

I also had a great idea while I was pooping, it was to never eat vindaloo ever again.

But you didn't write it down, therefore the next time the opportunity comes around you're gonna do it.

Now I'm thinking of the episode of Red Dwarf with the vindaloo monster.

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25-01-2017, 04:18 PM
RE: Random thoughts
I'm pooping right now and all that came to mind was to post that fact here.

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26-01-2017, 09:23 AM
RE: Random thoughts
A bunch of Facebook friends just shared a video of a so called hero dog said to be saving another dog by pulling it out of a river by the stick it was carrying. I don't think it was actually trying to save the other dog. I think it just wanted the stick and the other dog just happened to be attached to it.

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26-01-2017, 09:31 AM
RE: Random thoughts
(26-01-2017 09:23 AM)yakherder Wrote:  A bunch of Facebook friends just shared a video of a so called hero dog said to be saving another dog by pulling it out of a river by the stick it was carrying. I don't think it was actually trying to save the other dog. I think it just wanted the stick and the other dog just happened to be attached to it.

Or they both were trying to save the stick.

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26-01-2017, 12:11 PM
RE: Random thoughts
Why do people get together to eat?

They don't get together to shit.

input/output --- why the difference???

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Probably because it's hard to change seating for the number in the party...................

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26-01-2017, 12:17 PM
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(26-01-2017 12:11 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Why do people get together to eat?

They don't get together to shit.

input/output --- why the difference???

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Probably because it's hard to change seating for the number in the party...................

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It's not so much the eating but spending quality time together.

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26-01-2017, 12:20 PM
RE: Random thoughts
(26-01-2017 12:17 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(26-01-2017 12:11 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Why do people get together to eat?

They don't get together to shit.

input/output --- why the difference???

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Probably because it's hard to change seating for the number in the party...................

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It's not so much the eating but spending quality time together.

Pfftt.... "quality time" -- another popular catchword that really means nothing definitive. It's like "family values" -- sounds good - means little...........

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26-01-2017, 05:17 PM
RE: Random thoughts
(26-01-2017 12:11 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Why do people get together to eat?

They don't get together to shit.

input/output --- why the difference???

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Probably because it's hard to change seating for the number in the party...................

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I can see it now. Extended families holding hands in prayer before they pass that first turd....

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