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07-07-2014, 09:58 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(07-07-2014 09:57 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(07-07-2014 09:53 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Keep it up young man and Ill make you hold her when shes born!

*horror!*

You'll have to find me first. Then catch me. And install a safety net in case I fumble.

I can give you a hint, he lives in Australia. Plus you must remember he is an atheist, and atheist eat babies.

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07-07-2014, 10:11 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(07-07-2014 09:58 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(07-07-2014 09:57 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  You'll have to find me first. Then catch me. And install a safety net in case I fumble.

I can give you a hint, he lives in Australia. Plus you must remember he is an atheist, and atheist eat babies.

Nah; the Dingos always get to the babies before we can.

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07-07-2014, 10:42 PM (This post was last modified: 07-07-2014 10:58 PM by kim.)
RE: Ranting corner
(07-07-2014 12:50 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Heat + Pregnancy + no air conditioning = bad bad news for mommy and baby hobbit. Sad

If you have a tub, fill it with cold water and have a cooling sit.


I will now divulge the greatest secret known to human kind....

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Keep your underwear in the freezer. Yes, I am very serious.

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07-07-2014, 11:32 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(07-07-2014 10:42 PM)kim Wrote:  
(07-07-2014 12:50 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Heat + Pregnancy + no air conditioning = bad bad news for mommy and baby hobbit. Sad

If you have a tub, fill it with cold water and have a cooling sit.


I will now divulge the greatest secret known to human kind....

Unsure


Keep your underwear in the freezer. Yes, I am very serious.

Oh that sounds awful! It actually works huh? *mumblegonnahavetotryitmumble*
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07-07-2014, 11:34 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(07-07-2014 11:32 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(07-07-2014 10:42 PM)kim Wrote:  If you have a tub, fill it with cold water and have a cooling sit.


I will now divulge the greatest secret known to human kind....

Unsure


Keep your underwear in the freezer. Yes, I am very serious.

Oh that sounds awful! It actually works huh? *mumblegonnahavetotryitmumble*

It's that or cook the baby before the bbq

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08-07-2014, 05:41 PM
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08-07-2014, 05:51 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(07-07-2014 12:50 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Heat + Pregnancy + no air conditioning = bad bad news for mommy and baby hobbit. Sad

Step 1. Get a singlet dress
Step 2. Submerge it into cold water and wring excess water out
Step 3. Put it on
Step 4. Sit in front of a fan (turned to the highest setting)
Step 5. Say "Aaaaaaaarrrrhh, that's nice"
Step 6. Say thanks, 'Rora
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08-07-2014, 05:57 PM
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(07-07-2014 09:31 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(07-07-2014 09:29 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Yeah, what do I know...I hatched my three.

Youre taking that as in insult? O.o


*edit* The thought of a anjele baby nest made me giggle.

When I was pregnant with daughter number two I had back problems. Our couch was old and not terribly comfortable. I had a collection of pillows on it to help give more support for my back. My cousin walked in one day and looked at the pile of pillows and asked my husband if that was my nest. Dodgy

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08-07-2014, 06:04 PM
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(08-07-2014 05:41 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: imagejpg1_zpsbea5c8ee.jpg]

Oh, it's okay Hug
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08-07-2014, 06:04 PM
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(08-07-2014 05:41 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: imagejpg1_zpsbea5c8ee.jpg]

Get your husband to do it.

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