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08-07-2014, 06:06 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:04 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 05:41 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: imagejpg1_zpsbea5c8ee.jpg]

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I've set clean, grease free, metal pots-n-pans on fire Facepalm
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(08-07-2014 06:04 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 05:41 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: imagejpg1_zpsbea5c8ee.jpg]

Get your husband to do it.

LOL too funny. He said the next time he's out mowing that's my job. Men Dodgy Laugh out load

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08-07-2014, 06:07 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:06 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 06:04 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Oh, it's okay Hug
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Don't ask Confused

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(08-07-2014 06:04 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Get your husband to do it.

LOL too funny. He said the next time he's out mowing that's my job. Men Dodgy Laugh out load

You should just go "bitch get in that kitchen, clean that oven and make me a sandwich," then you pimpslap him

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08-07-2014, 06:09 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:07 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 06:06 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Hey now, you can't tell me not to ask Tongue


LOL too funny. He said the next time he's out mowing that's my job. Men Dodgy Laugh out load

You should just go "bitch get in that kitchen, clean that oven and make me a sandwich," then you pimpslap him

Laugh out load oh, the look I'd get!!! In all fairness if he did that to me, he'd get a similar look in his direction Laugh out load

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08-07-2014, 06:11 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:09 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 06:07 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  You should just go "bitch get in that kitchen, clean that oven and make me a sandwich," then you pimpslap him

Laugh out load oh, the look I'd get!!! In all fairness if he did that to me, he'd get a similar look in his direction Laugh out load

Yeah but you are the girl, you use your soulless charm and he will fall for it Evil_monster

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08-07-2014, 06:15 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:06 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 06:04 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Oh, it's okay Hug
I've set clean, grease free, metal pots-n-pans on fire Facepalm
Don't ask Confused

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(08-07-2014 06:04 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Get your husband to do it.

LOL too funny. He said the next time he's out mowing that's my job. Men Dodgy Laugh out load

Had some "ancient" skillets whose handles were made of wood, or plastic,... or something flammable!
*Set oven to preheat* *Surely the oven is empty* *Forgets oven is on*
I told ya the rest! Dodgy Blush

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08-07-2014, 06:16 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:15 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 06:06 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Hey now, you can't tell me not to ask Tongue


LOL too funny. He said the next time he's out mowing that's my job. Men Dodgy Laugh out load

Had some "ancient" skillets whose handles were made of wood, or plastic,... or something flammable!
*Set oven to preheat* *Surely the oven is empty* *Forgets oven is on*
I told ya the rest! Dodgy Blush

Just lie and say you burned your self saving some kittens from a fire.

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08-07-2014, 06:25 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 05:41 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: imagejpg1_zpsbea5c8ee.jpg]

I think I would opt to just buy a new one.

My son washed his clothes the other day with a pack of gum in a pocket...do you know what kind of mess that leaves in the dryer???????

I looked at it and was ready to grab my credit card and head to Home Depot. My son spent over an hour scraping gum off the barrel of the dryer as well as the inside of the door. Bet he doesn't leave gum in a pocket again. Tongue

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08-07-2014, 06:37 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:25 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 05:41 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: imagejpg1_zpsbea5c8ee.jpg]

I think I would opt to just buy a new one.

My son washed his clothes the other day with a pack of gum in a pocket...do you know what kind of mess that leaves in the dryer???????

I looked at it and was ready to grab my credit card and head to Home Depot. My son spent over an hour scraping gum off the barrel of the dryer as well as the inside of the door. Bet he doesn't leave gum in a pocket again. Tongue

I want a new one soooo bad!! It's super old, and most of the numbers are worn off the oven dial. Our kitchen is really small though, and the one we have is not only gas, but a very odd size. It's somehow between a regular sized oven and one of those tiny efficiency sized ovens. I haven't had good luck finding a replacement Weeping I think in order to get a new one we'd have to remodel to make it fit Dodgy

Oh, and I would have thrown a FIT over gum in the dryer!!!!

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08-07-2014, 06:45 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:37 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 06:25 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I think I would opt to just buy a new one.

My son washed his clothes the other day with a pack of gum in a pocket...do you know what kind of mess that leaves in the dryer???????

I looked at it and was ready to grab my credit card and head to Home Depot. My son spent over an hour scraping gum off the barrel of the dryer as well as the inside of the door. Bet he doesn't leave gum in a pocket again. Tongue

I want a new one soooo bad!! It's super old, and most of the numbers are worn off the oven dial. Our kitchen is really small though, and the one we have is not only gas, but a very odd size. It's somehow between a regular sized oven and one of those tiny efficiency sized ovens. I haven't had good luck finding a replacement Weeping I think in order to get a new one we'd have to remodel to make it fit Dodgy

Oh, and I would have thrown a FIT over gum in the dryer!!!!

He didn't mean to do it and he did clean it up. I only helped a little. He felt really bad - but his clothes were minty fresh. Thumbsup

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08-07-2014, 06:56 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(08-07-2014 06:25 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 05:41 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: imagejpg1_zpsbea5c8ee.jpg]

I think I would opt to just buy a new one.

My son washed his clothes the other day with a pack of gum in a pocket...do you know what kind of mess that leaves in the dryer???????

I looked at it and was ready to grab my credit card and head to Home Depot. My son spent over an hour scraping gum off the barrel of the dryer as well as the inside of the door. Bet he doesn't leave gum in a pocket again. Tongue

So him having to clean it up it was double the humor, double the fun, huh?
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