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16-08-2014, 07:07 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-08-2014 04:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 04:35 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  The next course of action is fairly obvious, I think.

Have orange scent dispensers all around your house in preparation for her return.

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Moms, you MUST give us an update on this once orange scented dispensers are in place Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load:

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16-08-2014, 07:26 PM
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On youtube I went from watching a girl getting a anus tattoo to watching live birth to seeing MTF surgury to a lecture on males that like transexuals but are not gay or bi. I think I have finally met the internet.

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16-08-2014, 10:12 PM
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(16-08-2014 07:26 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  On youtube I went from watching a girl getting a anus tattoo to watching live birth to seeing MTF surgury to a lecture on males that like transexuals but are not gay or bi. I think I have finally met the internet.

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16-08-2014, 10:19 PM (This post was last modified: 16-08-2014 10:25 PM by Nurse.)
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I really hate the researcher who hypothesized patient outcomes in ICUs improve with open visitation. Because damnit to hell if hospitals didn't start taking that shit seriously. Someone needs to do a research article about how it endangers the mental health of the nurses thereby endangering patient care. Families should have green, yellow, and red cards. I pull your card just like in kindergarten when you start behaving like a dumbass or get in the way. Green means you can stay and be helpful to your loved one - you are augmenting a healing environment. yellow means shut your mouth and sit in the corner until I say timeout is over. red means get the fuck out because you've lost your privileges for the day - tomorrow you can come back for 15 mins at a time every four hours.

"I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but..." Means you KNOW you don't know shit and yet you are still trying to tell me how to do my damn job.


Edit - not sure why it posted an earlier version of my rather dunk post, but I'm sure beer has something to do with it. Now I'm too drunk to fix my rant. Maybe this isn't a problem...

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16-08-2014, 10:30 PM
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(16-08-2014 10:19 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Then we have:
" are you making sure you watch his sugars? He's got dye-uh-bet-us".

Ugh.
I'd probably make a shitty nurse; I'd just pull the plug & roll 'em out to the hallway.
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16-08-2014, 10:40 PM
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(16-08-2014 10:30 PM)kim Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 10:19 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Then we have:
" are you making sure you watch his sugars? He's got dye-uh-bet-us".

Ugh.
I'd probably make a shitty nurse; I'd just pull the plug & roll 'em out to the hallway.
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Ahh crap. I deleted that! Now can I rant that I deleted my rant? iPhone plus crappy internet plus a 14 hr day of dumbfucks plus beer means I should probably sign off so I can't post...

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16-08-2014, 10:45 PM (This post was last modified: 16-08-2014 11:02 PM by Metazoa Zeke.)
RE: Ranting corner
(16-08-2014 10:12 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 07:26 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  On youtube I went from watching a girl getting a anus tattoo to watching live birth to seeing MTF surgury to a lecture on males that like transexuals but are not gay or bi. I think I have finally met the internet.


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Damn I missed you so much.

EDIT: Sorry had to take that like back.

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16-08-2014, 10:46 PM
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(16-08-2014 10:40 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 10:30 PM)kim Wrote:  Ugh.
I'd probably make a shitty nurse; I'd just pull the plug & roll 'em out to the hallway.
Hug

Ahh crap. I deleted that! Now can I rant that I deleted my rant? iPhone plus crappy internet plus a 14 hr day of dumbfucks plus beer means I should probably sign off so I can't post...

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16-08-2014, 10:56 PM
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(16-08-2014 10:45 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 10:12 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  [Image: dontworrymaam.jpg]

Damn I missed you so much.

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16-08-2014, 11:11 PM
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(16-08-2014 10:12 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(16-08-2014 07:26 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  On youtube I went from watching a girl getting a anus tattoo to watching live birth to seeing MTF surgury to a lecture on males that like transexuals but are not gay or bi. I think I have finally met the internet.

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