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19-08-2014, 07:52 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(18-08-2014 09:36 PM)cjlr Wrote:  I'm #22 on the all-time forum post count.

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When the fuck did that happen?

That's weak bro...

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19-08-2014, 09:20 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(19-08-2014 07:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(18-08-2014 09:36 PM)cjlr Wrote:  I'm #22 on the all-time forum post count.

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When the fuck did that happen?

That's weak bro...

Well; unlike you, I have actual commitments in life to see to. So there's that.
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19-08-2014, 04:36 PM
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I called someone a hillbilly today and damn it wasn't a compliment and it felt sooooo good.


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19-08-2014, 08:21 PM
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Do J.W.'s come a knocking at ALL hours, now?
Went out to smoke and saw these 2 guys walking toward the apartments right next door, side by side wearing slacks, white dress shirts, and ties, one of which had a book in his hand! I just assumed.
Thought, "You witnesses out saving souls after DARK?".

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19-08-2014, 08:31 PM
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(19-08-2014 08:21 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Do J.W.'s come a knocking at ALL hours, now?
Went out to smoke and saw these 2 guys walking toward the apartments right next door, side by side wearing slacks, white dress shirts, and ties, one of which had a book in his hand! I just assumed.
Thought, "You witnesses out saving souls after DARK?".

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20-08-2014, 10:24 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(19-08-2014 09:20 AM)cjlr Wrote:  
(19-08-2014 07:52 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  That's weak bro...

Well; unlike you, I have actual commitments in life to see to. So there's that.
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20-08-2014, 03:40 PM
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So I'm at the liquor store picking up a bottle of bourbon, and the girl at the counter is new.

She asked to see my ID, which is usually a compliment...but she looks at the ID and at me several times and says...

"Wow...I had no clue you were that old...I mean your older than my MOM!"

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20-08-2014, 03:53 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(20-08-2014 03:40 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  So I'm at the liquor store picking up a bottle of bourbon, and the girl at the counter is new.

She asked to see my ID, which is usually a compliment...but she looks at the ID and at me several times and says...

"Wow...I had no clue you were that old...I mean your older than my MOM!"

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Well, you should feel really good about that!

You're so well-preserved, you don't look at all like the ancient crone you really are. Big Grin

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20-08-2014, 04:07 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(20-08-2014 03:40 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  So I'm at the liquor store picking up a bottle of bourbon, and the girl at the counter is new.

She asked to see my ID, which is usually a compliment...but she looks at the ID and at me several times and says...

"Wow...I had no clue you were that old...I mean your older than my MOM!"

Dodgy

What's wrong with being old?

It means you get treated like an adult...

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20-08-2014, 04:15 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(20-08-2014 04:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(20-08-2014 03:40 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  So I'm at the liquor store picking up a bottle of bourbon, and the girl at the counter is new.

She asked to see my ID, which is usually a compliment...but she looks at the ID and at me several times and says...

"Wow...I had no clue you were that old...I mean your older than my MOM!"

Dodgy

What's wrong with being old?

It means you get treated like an adult...

Yeah but you begin to look uglier and you are closer to death.

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