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02-11-2014, 05:42 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(02-11-2014 05:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Well, technically I'm naming my rat after my unborn future dog so..

Oh, well, that's different. Big Grin

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02-11-2014, 08:54 PM
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I'd make a great hitman.
I should look into that.

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02-11-2014, 09:07 PM
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(02-11-2014 08:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'd make a great hitman.
I should look into that.

Well. that was random. Blink

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02-11-2014, 11:28 PM
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This is how my brain works Anj.
One minute I'm singing along to Flume the next I'm rethinking my future professional career prospects.

So I was weighing the pros and cons and I think it's the job for me.

Pro's:
- Flexible hours
- Good pay
- Be own boss
- Travel
- Meet new people
- I can still claim the unemployment benefit
- I'm perfect for the job, I'm narcissistic, have a healthy distaste for the world, least likely person to be a hitman

Con's
- Jail
- Get shot by some gang or something

So I figure, if I just don't get caught by the police or gangs I should be set.
I do that for a while and save up some money and than use that money to invest and purchase legitimate business.
And while I do that I can expand from a one man operation into a racketeering operation which is an obvious progression step from being a hitman. I can than take the money I earn from the racketeering and funnel it back through my legitimate businesses to launder the money.

Now this is where I differ because what most people do from here is progress their illegal activities and expand into drug trade. I would not do this however as it is too risky and so I would instead expand my legitimate businesses to a point where I can disband my racketeering subsidiary and be totally legit.

Than I can progress into the more lucrative white collar crimes, inside trading and the likes. I would have gained the right connections and skills to adequately conceal my identity from my hitman and racketeering days and would learn the required skills to avoid the law.


It's perfect because I gain the necessary criminal skills, fraud, stand-over-tactics, identity theft, bribing police, killing witnesses etc... AND I use those skills in the legal business world to adequately and successfully get away with lucrative white collar crime all the while appearing as a self made legitimate businessman. They'll be rumors but nobody could prove anything so I wouldn't care.
It's the best of both worlds. White collar criminals don't have the necessary criminal skills to get away with what they do and criminals don't have the required white collar skills to make actual real money and be anything short of filthy scum. It's a win-win.

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02-11-2014, 11:46 PM
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(02-11-2014 11:28 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  This is how my brain works Anj.
One minute I'm singing along to Flume the next I'm rethinking my future professional career prospects.

MUFFS JUST SAID HE ENJOYS FLUME.

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03-11-2014, 12:37 AM
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Two nights ago I slept two hours. Last "night" I slept THIRTEEN goddamn hours. Now I can't sleep for work tomorrow. FUCK!

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03-11-2014, 12:39 AM
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(02-11-2014 08:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'd make a great hitman.
I should look into that.

Your hired.


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03-11-2014, 12:40 AM
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(03-11-2014 12:37 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Two nights ago I slept two hours. Last "night" I slept THIRTEEN goddamn hours. Now I can't sleep for work tomorrow. FUCK!

I was going to make a suggestion that always works for me.

But...

I hope sleep finds you.


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03-11-2014, 12:42 AM
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(03-11-2014 12:40 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(03-11-2014 12:37 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Two nights ago I slept two hours. Last "night" I slept THIRTEEN goddamn hours. Now I can't sleep for work tomorrow. FUCK!

I was going to make a suggestion that always works for me.

But...

I hope sleep finds you.

That could mean one of two things. Unsure

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03-11-2014, 12:44 AM
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(03-11-2014 12:42 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(03-11-2014 12:40 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I was going to make a suggestion that always works for me.

But...

I hope sleep finds you.

That could mean one of two things. Unsure

Probably the first one...since you know me. Shy


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