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06-11-2014, 07:40 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(06-11-2014 05:35 PM)legendoflink Wrote:  wedgies with thongs

like wtf, they're already up my crack how can I get a wedgie?!

You don't wanna ask. Really you don't want to ask. Something about a coat hook. Big Grin

#sigh
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07-11-2014, 06:40 AM
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So I was stocking earmuffs of shelves today at work. Yip, that was a thing, that happened.
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07-11-2014, 07:01 AM
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So this guy I work with is very cute. I never noticed it before and than at team huddle at the start of my shift he was standing opposite me and I was thinking, "damn.. he's fucking cute" followed quickly by "damn, I'm on gardening and outdoors again!?" followed quickly by "if I was to use the Tor network I can anonymously set up and run my hitman practice online without ever the client knowing who I was.."
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07-11-2014, 07:09 AM
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(07-11-2014 06:40 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  So I was stocking earmuffs of shelves today at work. Yip, that was a thing, that happened.

muffception?

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07-11-2014, 07:14 AM
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(07-11-2014 07:09 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(07-11-2014 06:40 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  So I was stocking earmuffs of shelves today at work. Yip, that was a thing, that happened.

muffception?

Twas.
Also talking about ception, I posted on my facebook about 20minutes ago that "I have a blister within a blister, it's blistception"

Which is true, I do have a blister inside a blister.

So much ception tonight.
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07-11-2014, 10:28 AM
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I had a dream about earmuffs. Like in my dream I was totally aware it was earmuffs. But he was short and had a ponytail and glasses and had this weird monotone American accent, and he got drunk with my friends.

I woke up so confused.
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07-11-2014, 04:02 PM
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I'm tall, I have short hair, I don't wear glasses I have perfect 20|20 vision, I don't have an accent, I don't drink and you don't have any friends.

So yea, I would have been confused too.
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07-11-2014, 05:25 PM
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I drank the rest of the wine. And now I'm sad. Sad

And I'm also buzzed. So, I'm not that sad.

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07-11-2014, 07:42 PM
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(07-11-2014 04:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'm tall, I have short hair, I don't wear glasses I have perfect 20|20 vision, I don't have an accent, I don't drink and you don't have any friends.

So yea, I would have been confused too.

Do people in new zealand even have accents?

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07-11-2014, 08:18 PM
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(07-11-2014 07:42 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(07-11-2014 04:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'm tall, I have short hair, I don't wear glasses I have perfect 20|20 vision, I don't have an accent, I don't drink and you don't have any friends.

So yea, I would have been confused too.

Do people in new zealand even have accents?

According to kiwis? No. According to Everyone else? Yes. Big Grin

Edit: also, I'd still like to hear muffs do a TTA accent tag

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