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10-01-2015, 06:05 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(10-01-2015 05:51 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  So.. I'm suck in my room because it's too awkward as fuck. My flatmates are in the living room and I have to go through the living room to get to the garage to get to my bike so I can get something to eat.

Oh and I need to piss too, which means also walking past my flatmates.

I think I'm just gonna put my head phones in and keep walking.

Don't forget - make no eye contact.

That'll show 'em. Drinking Beverage

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10-01-2015, 06:30 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(10-01-2015 06:05 PM)kim Wrote:  
(10-01-2015 05:51 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  So.. I'm suck in my room because it's too awkward as fuck. My flatmates are in the living room and I have to go through the living room to get to the garage to get to my bike so I can get something to eat.

Oh and I need to piss too, which means also walking past my flatmates.

I think I'm just gonna put my head phones in and keep walking.

Don't forget - make no eye contact.

That'll show 'em. Drinking Beverage

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10-01-2015, 06:42 PM
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Alright I'm gonna run the gauntlet. *holds breath*

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10-01-2015, 07:37 PM
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I wonder if Muffs survived the encounter?


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10-01-2015, 07:52 PM
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I was wondering the same thing. I bet the flat mates made small talk and shit. That'll piss Muffs off.
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10-01-2015, 07:54 PM
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Maybe he's disposing of the bodies.
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10-01-2015, 09:55 PM
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(10-01-2015 07:52 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I was wondering the same thing. I bet the flat mates made small talk and shit. That'll piss Muffs off.
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(10-01-2015 07:54 PM)pablo Wrote:  Maybe he's disposing of the bodies.

why do both of these options seem equally plausible? Consider

maybe the first, led to the second?


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10-01-2015, 10:45 PM
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So they weren't in the living room. Great success! I manage to get to my bike and on my way without encountering them. I did it. Oh but what's that in the distance coming towards me on the narrow bridge?

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11-01-2015, 03:15 PM
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Fucking cunts that keep phoning before 12 and waking me up.
This time my boss, at least it wasn't that cunt from work that's trying to befriend me. Hate that fucking cunt.

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11-01-2015, 03:37 PM
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(11-01-2015 03:15 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Fucking cunts that keep phoning before 12 and waking me up.
This time my boss, at least it wasn't that cunt from work that's trying to befriend me. Hate that fucking cunt.

Hmm, so I see you're mellowing out in your old age then.... Big Grin

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