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17-01-2015, 07:14 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2015 02:15 PM)kim Wrote:  
(17-01-2015 02:04 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've got a fucking cold/flu/ebola It's raining and we're going to out....

All I really want to do is go to bed and sleep.

Fml!

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No. Get to bed. Now.

Whatever "needs to be done", can be done without you.

You need rest, warmth, and fluids.

If anyone objects to you taking care of yourself, calmly but firmly, vomit on their shoes and walk away.

Now, get to bed. Hug

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Yep I'm going to bed now.

The lunch was fun. We drank lots of excellent beer and ate some fantastic food.

But yeah, I'm achy, feverish, and just feeling like poop.


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17-01-2015, 08:42 PM
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My hands are all sticky.

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17-01-2015, 08:42 PM
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(17-01-2015 08:42 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  My hands are all sticky.

TMI

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17-01-2015, 08:51 PM
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Lollies, not semen.

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17-01-2015, 10:59 PM
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I'm too tired to crack a joke about muffs sticky fingers.


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17-01-2015, 11:08 PM
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(17-01-2015 10:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I'm too tired to crack a joke about muffs sticky fingers.

Too easy.
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17-01-2015, 11:27 PM
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Two super easy patients. I needed a more stimulating patient tonight. Day number five of almost no sleep. And I am tiiiiired. 4 cups of coffee already, and I'm 4 1/2 hours in. All of the charting is caught up. I only have hourly Is&Os and vitals until freaking two. Bout to get cup number five to stay awake. I prefer to be busy. And I've got all the nurses next to me caught up. Arrgghhh.

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17-01-2015, 11:39 PM
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(17-01-2015 11:08 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(17-01-2015 10:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I'm too tired to crack a joke about muffs sticky fingers.

Too easy.

Like your mom.

*poker face*

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18-01-2015, 04:03 AM
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Pt down the hall self extubated a little while ago. So at least there was a little excitement. But it wasn't my patient, so I only got to help initially. I heard the vent alarming, the patient was hanging out with the tube in his mouth with lots of yummy secretions, and his body half out of the bed. So I grabbed the bag valve mask... Which was missing the mask on the bag... Don't know who the fuck misplaced the mask, but that shit ain't cool.

Somebody code already. I'm soooo bored. Ok. I don't want patients to code. But if they're going to, it would be nice to do that now. Before I have to get my ass up and do work at 5.

And I'm on cup #6.

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18-01-2015, 04:47 AM
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Arghh. Cock block. Cock fucking block. That is all.

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