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21-01-2015, 06:21 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-01-2015 05:06 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'm just gonna leave this here to stew and marinate.

I wouldn't read tooooo much into it, though what assumptions you arrive at due to me posting this picture is entirely up to you.

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21-01-2015, 08:08 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Fuck my life!

How many people does it take to change a toilet seat???

Apparently more than two and a sawzall.

Yeah....

We're NEVER USING THAT TOILET AGAIN


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21-01-2015, 08:17 PM
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(21-01-2015 08:08 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Fuck my life!

How many people does it take to change a toilet seat???

Apparently more than two and a sawzall.

Yeah....

We're NEVER USING THAT TOILET AGAIN

Never heard of that.
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21-01-2015, 08:38 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-01-2015 08:08 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Fuck my life!

How many people does it take to change a toilet seat???

Apparently more than two and a sawzall.

Yeah....

We're NEVER USING THAT TOILET AGAIN

Sawzall? What on earth would you need with a Sawzall? Huh

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21-01-2015, 08:55 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-01-2015 08:38 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 08:08 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Fuck my life!

How many people does it take to change a toilet seat???

Apparently more than two and a sawzall.

Yeah....

We're NEVER USING THAT TOILET AGAIN

Sawzall? What on earth would you need with a Sawzall? Huh

The toilet seat has a metal bolt and a plastic nut. The nut is frozen from the rusty bolt onto the metal bolt.

The toilet is next to a wall so you can't get oil on top of the plastic bolt -- because it's sitting up against the bottom of the toilet.

The sawzall might be needed to cut through the metal bolt. If we can.

Husband is at work (the sawzall was my son's idea).

We've already tried vice grips and a big screw driver. But screw spins in the same direction as the plastic thing. It shouldn't be this fucking hard!

The other side is off. It's just the side closest to the wall.


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21-01-2015, 08:58 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-01-2015 08:55 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 08:38 PM)Chas Wrote:  Sawzall? What on earth would you need with a Sawzall? Huh

The toilet seat has a metal bolt and a plastic nut. The nut is frozen from the rusty bolt onto the metal bolt.

The toilet is next to a wall so you can't get oil on top of the plastic bolt -- because it's sitting up against the bottom of the toilet.

The sawzall might be needed to cut through the metal bolt. If we can.

Husband is at work (the sawzall was my son's idea).

We've already tried vice grips and a big screw driver. But screw spins in the same direction as the plastic thing. It shouldn't be this fucking hard!

The other side is off. It's just the side closest to the wall.

Oh dear. This sounds like a nightmare.

You need a glass of wine to think clearly about this.

I'm drinking Fancy Pants Red Wine 2012, California. Only $10 at Publix. Pretty damn good.

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21-01-2015, 09:02 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-01-2015 08:58 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 08:55 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  The toilet seat has a metal bolt and a plastic nut. The nut is frozen from the rusty bolt onto the metal bolt.

The toilet is next to a wall so you can't get oil on top of the plastic bolt -- because it's sitting up against the bottom of the toilet.

The sawzall might be needed to cut through the metal bolt. If we can.

Husband is at work (the sawzall was my son's idea).

We've already tried vice grips and a big screw driver. But screw spins in the same direction as the plastic thing. It shouldn't be this fucking hard!

The other side is off. It's just the side closest to the wall.

Oh dear. This sounds like a nightmare.

You need a glass of wine to think clearly about this.

I'm drinking Fancy Pants Red Wine 2012, California. Only $10 at Publix. Pretty damn good.

I cracked a bottle of Eagle Rare whiskey

I need something stronger than wine.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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21-01-2015, 09:04 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-01-2015 09:02 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 08:58 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Oh dear. This sounds like a nightmare.

You need a glass of wine to think clearly about this.

I'm drinking Fancy Pants Red Wine 2012, California. Only $10 at Publix. Pretty damn good.

I cracked a bottle of Eagle Rare whiskey

I need something stronger than wine.

LOVE Eagle Rare.

Add some amaretto and angostura bitters and you've got yourself a Bloody Atrocity. My specialty.

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21-01-2015, 09:13 PM
RE: Ranting corner
The plastic nut is ruined, no point in trying to unscrew it, just break it.
Maybe heat it.
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21-01-2015, 09:14 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-01-2015 09:04 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(21-01-2015 09:02 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I cracked a bottle of Eagle Rare whiskey

I need something stronger than wine.

LOVE Eagle Rare.

Add some amaretto and angostura bitters and you've got yourself a Bloody Atrocity. My specialty.

I have those fixings. Smile.

I'm off to concoct. Then if the sawzall does come out I'll be numb and won't care.


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