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26-01-2015, 08:06 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-01-2015 07:22 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(26-01-2015 04:40 PM)Chas Wrote:  Yabut, I haven't packed on enough fat. No

Smother yourself in peanut butter and you'll be good to go. Thumbsup

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26-01-2015, 08:41 PM
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(26-01-2015 06:38 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(26-01-2015 06:28 PM)Chas Wrote:  Combined with heavy snow, those take down tree branches and trees, knocking out power. And they're expecting 75+ mph at the coast.

Still weak bro, so is 75.
When I lived in the windy city, 80 mph was a slight breeze. 155 mph and they start considering closing the airport down until the wind calms down. 250 mph and it's probably a good idea to stay inside and away from large trees. 761.2 mph and now we're talking something to be concerned about.

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26-01-2015, 09:54 PM
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Sooo jealous. Just got an email from a friend. Her husband is working in Paris, so he brought her with him. They've been there since just before new years. Dodgy

She said the building next to them has a French bakery. She wakes each morning to the most unbelievable scents.

Yeah, she gets to spend her days visiting museums and shopping...fresh pasteries each morning and all the wine she can drink.

I hate her.


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27-01-2015, 12:06 AM
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So we're renegotiating our rental contract as the year fixed term one is about to expire.
We want to be put onto a casual rental contract and they wan to put us on another 1 year fixed term.
And so my flatmate gets home from work today and the bloody rude cunts have put a "for rent" sign outside our bloody house.

What a bunch of cock sucking bastards.

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27-01-2015, 12:21 PM
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Hmm, so...

Husband is 50 now, he gets invited to join AARP and his doctor sent him a stool sample kit in the mail.

Good times around here, good times. Dodgy


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27-01-2015, 03:42 PM
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Ya ever get those moments where it's like Gawd is trolling you, kinda like the Truman Show? I feel like my life is a romantic comedy and I'm stuck in the almost tragic portion of the movie.

Like just a minute ago. I'm in the grocery store parking lot with my son, saying thank you to the nice man that helped me with my groceries, and my 6 year old son pops out of the car with a tampon. "Mom, what's this?" I keep an extra in my fleece pocket for those just in case moments. I grabbed it and put it in my hoodie pocket - "oh it's just a girly thing honey." I bid the man adieu and got into my car, and then my son kept on going. "Well what's a curly thing for?" "No honey, it's a girly thing." "Oh. Well what's it for?" "Girly things." "That doesn't answer my question, mom. What kinda girly things?" And this kept on for the three minutes in the car ride back home while I avoid the answer and try to change the subject. Not in the mood to try and explain Aunt Flow to my son.

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27-01-2015, 03:47 PM
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(27-01-2015 03:42 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Ya ever get those moments where it's like Gawd is trolling you, kinda like the Truman Show? I feel like my life is a romantic comedy and I'm stuck in the almost tragic portion of the movie.

Like just a minute ago. I'm in the grocery store parking lot with my son, saying thank you to the nice man that helped me with my groceries, and my 6 year old son pops out of the car with a tampon. "Mom, what's this?" I keep an extra in my fleece pocket for those just in case moments. I grabbed it and put it in my hoodie pocket - "oh it's just a girly thing honey." I bid the man adieu and got into my car, and then my son kept on going. "Well what's a curly thing for?" "No honey, it's a girly thing." "Oh. Well what's it for?" "Girly things." "That doesn't answer my question, mom. What kinda girly things?" And this kept on for the three minutes in the car ride back home while I avoid the answer and try to change the subject. Not in the mood to try and explain Aunt Flow to my son.

My husband told my kid it was a tootsie roll for girls. He added it comes with its own floss.

I just about died.


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27-01-2015, 04:00 PM
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Quote:and his doctor sent him a stool sample kit in the mail.

I find this incredibly hilarious.

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27-01-2015, 04:22 PM
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Spent 3 hours clearing snow this morning. Another 6" has fallen since. Censored

Official snow totals as of 4PM were 32" in Middlesex County (my front yard) and 33" in Worcester County (house and back yard).
I have 5+ foot drifts. Angry

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27-01-2015, 04:25 PM
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(27-01-2015 04:00 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
Quote:and his doctor sent him a stool sample kit in the mail.

I find this incredibly hilarious.

I said he should just shit in a gallon bag, drop that off to lab.

He thought that would be hysterical.


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