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10-02-2015, 12:46 AM
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NOBODY LIKES CRICKET! IT'S A STUPID FUCKING SPORT! STTTTTTTTTTTUPID!
Worst thing the British ever did for the colonies was give them cricket. And Canada's a colony, why the fuck don't they play cricket!? Why do they get away with not having to suffer the shitastic fuckalong that is cricket? IT'S JUST NOT CRICKET!
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10-02-2015, 01:01 AM
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Fuck I hate cunts.
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10-02-2015, 01:16 AM
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(10-02-2015 01:01 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Fuck I hate cunts.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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10-02-2015, 02:14 AM
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(10-02-2015 01:16 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(10-02-2015 01:01 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Fuck I hate cunts.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

That was the point, it was a double entendre...
I swear to god that 90% of my jokes just fly right over you people.
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10-02-2015, 02:31 AM
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(10-02-2015 02:14 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(10-02-2015 01:16 AM)morondog Wrote:  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

That was the point, it was a double entendre...
I swear to god that 90% of my jokes just fly right over you people.

Pretty sure I get most of them...

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10-02-2015, 03:16 AM
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(10-02-2015 02:14 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(10-02-2015 01:16 AM)morondog Wrote:  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

That was the point, it was a double entendre...
I swear to god that 90% of my jokes just fly right over you people.

Spray more than fly...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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10-02-2015, 04:17 AM
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Sad I hate fever blisters. It keeps getting bigger and my lymph nodes are swelling and making my entire fucking jaw hurt. If I'm super stressed or about to come down sick they like to pop up - like I need one more thing to worry about, and with Daddy sick it means I might be about to get the goddamn flu. And they're ugly and embarrassing 'cause it's mouth herpes and my lip is all deformed. Gawd is a cruel bastard. It's not like I got fever blisters from makin out with a hottie - it's cause my lips were always cracked open as a little girl and my first dad had em.


Random side note - I hear foot steps in the flower bed outside and it's creeping me out. Probably just deer. Makes me want deer jerky.

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10-02-2015, 04:55 AM
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(10-02-2015 04:17 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Sad I hate fever blisters. It keeps getting bigger and my lymph nodes are swelling and making my entire fucking jaw hurt. If I'm super stressed or about to come down sick they like to pop up - like I need one more thing to worry about, and with Daddy sick it means I might be about to get the goddamn flu. And they're ugly and embarrassing 'cause it's mouth herpes and my lip is all deformed. Gawd is a cruel bastard. It's not like I got fever blisters from makin out with a hottie - it's cause my lips were always cracked open as a little girl and my first dad had em.


Random side note - I hear foot steps in the flower bed outside and it's creeping me out. Probably just deer. Makes me want deer jerky.

Hug

Your story was a real deer jerker...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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10-02-2015, 06:07 AM
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I think I'm about to lose my big toenail... fuck Dodgy

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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10-02-2015, 07:52 AM
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(10-02-2015 06:07 AM)morondog Wrote:  I think I'm about to lose my big toenail... fuck Dodgy

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