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24-02-2015, 07:51 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(24-02-2015 07:31 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 07:04 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  it's fucking curly

One of us. One of us. Big Grin

Join the curly crew, Moms! Tongue

I spent decades coveting curly hair. Then I came to terms with my straight locks.

Now it's changing...the other day when I blow dried it, it became frizzy. Seriously I've never had frizzy hair in my life.

The straight iron used to be just a once in a while thing, now that I think about it, I'm using it more and more. Weeping


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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24-02-2015, 08:00 PM
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Business idea #2: Dog walking.

40 dogs a week, $15 ($11.29USD) a dog.

Walk 2-3 dogs at a time = $30-45 for an hour walk.
Hire some university/high school student. Pay them $20 an hour (minimum wage is $15, pay them more because part time) and profit the $10-25 difference. Expand, hire more staff etc.. Walking every dog in NZ. Use dog walking army to take over the world. Consider
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24-02-2015, 08:01 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(24-02-2015 07:51 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 07:31 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  One of us. One of us. Big Grin

Join the curly crew, Moms! Tongue

I spent decades coveting curly hair. Then I came to terms with my straight locks.

Now it's changing...the other day when I blow dried it, it became frizzy. Seriously I've never had frizzy hair in my life.

The straight iron used to be just a once in a while thing, now that I think about it, I'm using it more and more. Weeping

God is punishing you, it's the only explanation. Wink
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25-02-2015, 06:37 AM
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Thought I needed to shit, turns out it was just a really big fart.
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25-02-2015, 07:06 AM (This post was last modified: 25-02-2015 08:11 AM by Nurse.)
RE: Ranting corner
(24-02-2015 08:00 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Business idea #2: Dog walking.

40 dogs a week, $15 ($11.29USD) a dog.

Walk 2-3 dogs at a time = $30-45 for an hour walk.
Hire some university/high school student. Pay them $20 an hour (minimum wage is $15, pay them more because part time) and profit the $10-25 difference. Expand, hire more staff etc.. Walking every dog in NZ. Use dog walking army to take over the world. Consider

You could be a GBF for hire. Take rich ladies shopping and get paid to tell them they look like cunts, be their accessory at restaurants. Position yourself in the inner circle of the world's elite and then take over the world.

I've never heard you talk, but if you don't have the gay lisp, work on it, girlfriend.

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25-02-2015, 12:32 PM
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(25-02-2015 06:37 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Thought I needed to shit, turns out it was just a really big fart.

One day, husband left his Facebook page open while he was at work. My older son made that his status.

You should live here, you'd fit in nicely.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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25-02-2015, 04:01 PM
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It makes me mad that I'm almost 24 I don't even have a servant to bring me food yet. Angry

Life sure isn't what I thought it was gonna be.

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Their thoughts are someone else's opinions,
their lives a mimicry,
their passions a quotation."
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25-02-2015, 04:20 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(25-02-2015 12:32 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(25-02-2015 06:37 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Thought I needed to shit, turns out it was just a really big fart.

One day, husband left his Facebook page open while he was at work. My older son made that his status.

You should live here, you'd fit in nicely.

I feel as though I would too.
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25-02-2015, 04:21 PM
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(25-02-2015 04:01 PM)LadyWallFlower Wrote:  It makes me mad that I'm almost 24 I don't even have a servant to bring me food yet. Angry

Life sure isn't what I thought it was gonna be.

I know the feels bro.
I too am almost 24 and am disappoint in my lack of servants.
I mean I have to do my own laundry.. what the fuck even is that shit!?
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26-02-2015, 01:45 AM
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Whew. The grandson left for a bit. I can breathe again. I think he used his cologne as body wash. He keeps calling me sweetie - which I hate. And the definition of hypervigilant. I might go insane. When English is your first language, how the fuck can you not understand my very simple sentences? And stop interrupting me when I'm trying to answer your goddamned 20 questions!

Once my patient's blood pressure stabilized I tried going to the nurses station to escape the stench, but the secretary is playing funeral music at the desk. I don't want to listen to Amazing Grace at 1 in the morning. Or really ever. It's inappropriate. What if I went to the nurses station and started playing Tool - Opiate? Hmm?

They're all inconsiderate assholes.

...And he's back. Dodgy

I just want to quit and go home.

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