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03-03-2015, 01:06 PM
RE: Ranting corner
I just want to go to IHOP and get some free fucking pancakes but I have no one to go with me.
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03-03-2015, 01:45 PM
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(03-03-2015 01:06 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I just want to go to IHOP and get some free fucking pancakes but I have no one to go with me.

So make them yourself or go alone.


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03-03-2015, 01:47 PM
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Yesterday I was baby sitting the two little girls again. Omg the 5 year crawled onto my lap and told me, "I must be super hungry because I just pooped and it smelled delicious."

I had no words. I still have no words. It's not often I'm stunned into silence.


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03-03-2015, 04:23 PM
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(03-03-2015 01:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yesterday I was baby sitting the two little girls again. Omg the 5 year crawled onto my lap and told me, "I must be super hungry because I just pooped and it smelled delicious."

I had no words. I still have no words. It's not often I'm stunned into silence.

By how fucking weird as shit that statement is?
She just said she wants to eat your poo...
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03-03-2015, 04:25 PM
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(03-03-2015 04:23 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(03-03-2015 01:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yesterday I was baby sitting the two little girls again. Omg the 5 year crawled onto my lap and told me, "I must be super hungry because I just pooped and it smelled delicious."

I had no words. I still have no words. It's not often I'm stunned into silence.

By how fucking weird as shit that statement is?
She just said she wants to eat your poo...

You read that wrong, Muffs.
Kid want to consume their own waste.

And people look at me funny when I say I don't like them. Dodgy

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03-03-2015, 04:36 PM
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(03-03-2015 04:25 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(03-03-2015 04:23 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  By how fucking weird as shit that statement is?
She just said she wants to eat your poo...

You read that wrong, Muffs.
Kid want to consume their own waste.

And people look at me funny when I say I don't like them. Dodgy

Or so hungry they couid eat shit.


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03-03-2015, 04:40 PM
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I have a friend who likes to say "my farts smell like food". I'm never sure if he really means it, or is just trying to be funny.
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03-03-2015, 05:21 PM
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(03-03-2015 11:05 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(03-03-2015 10:17 AM)Nurse Wrote:  14.5 hour shift. Holy hell.

Is that a typical shift? That's a bit frightening. After a certain point the likelihood of mistakes is gonna go way up. Hell they don't even let truck drivers go that long.

My typical shift is 12.5 - the remaining two hours was catching up on charting

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03-03-2015, 05:28 PM
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(03-03-2015 05:21 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(03-03-2015 11:05 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Is that a typical shift? That's a bit frightening. After a certain point the likelihood of mistakes is gonna go way up. Hell they don't even let truck drivers go that long.

My typical shift is 12.5 - the remaining two hours was catching up on charting

Is that even legal?
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03-03-2015, 06:33 PM
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(03-03-2015 05:28 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(03-03-2015 05:21 PM)Nurse Wrote:  My typical shift is 12.5 - the remaining two hours was catching up on charting

Is that even legal?

I can be mandated to work up to 16 if weather sucks or staffing in short. In disasters with no relief I can't leave. Think Katrina. Pt abandonment is a crime that carries a prison sentence.

16 is the legal limit with direct pt care. And then they have to give an 8 hour reprieve.

Argh. Gotta go clock in.

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