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17-03-2015, 07:41 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-03-2015 07:06 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 07:00 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  You ok?

yeah

I had insurance, thankfully. Also didn't take much of a loss, cause ya know, I drive a jeep. Don't even have a dent. Just feel really shitty because I basically inconvenienced someone else's day and just yep.

this is what happens when you don't color coordinate with the holidays, kids...

Hug Glad no one was hurt and you've got insurance.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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17-03-2015, 08:36 PM
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So I have to get transferred to day shift, specifically today's day shift, because I was in the store in which I work and OMG. Here's pretty much a reenactment of how it went.

Muffs: *walking walking walking*
Muffs: *walking walking walk-OMG I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN IT*

That's pretty much how it went.

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17-03-2015, 08:39 PM
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(17-03-2015 08:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  So I have to get transferred to day shift, specifically today's day shift, because I was in the store in which I work and OMG. Here's pretty much a reenactment of how it went.

Muffs: *walking walking walking*
Muffs: *walking walking walk-OMG I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN IT*

That's pretty much how it went.

You spotted a doorknob? Tongue
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17-03-2015, 08:44 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-03-2015 08:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  So I have to get transferred to day shift, specifically today's day shift, because I was in the store in which I work and OMG. Here's pretty much a reenactment of how it went.

Muffs: *walking walking walking*
Muffs: *walking walking walk-OMG I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN IT*

That's pretty much how it went.

Oh this reminds me, I was at a store and they had a vanilla coke pillow.

It was shaped like a can.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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17-03-2015, 09:15 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-03-2015 08:39 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(17-03-2015 08:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  So I have to get transferred to day shift, specifically today's day shift, because I was in the store in which I work and OMG. Here's pretty much a reenactment of how it went.

Muffs: *walking walking walking*
Muffs: *walking walking walk-OMG I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN IT*

That's pretty much how it went.

You spotted a doorknob? Tongue

Should have know. Pablo swoops in to cut me down.
This is why I like you Pablo, good boy.
*pets pablo gently on the head*

Quote:Oh this reminds me, I was at a store and they had a vanilla coke pillow.

It was shaped like a can.

Seriously, my post reminded you of a pillow?
Side note: OMG I WANT IT!

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18-03-2015, 03:29 PM
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Uhboy. Cold(ish), drizzly, gray. Gotta go feed my vacationing friend's cat, who's already so fat I can't see how it can eat another bite without exploding. Seriously, I'm surprised it can even jump up on the table it has taken over. It's practically obese. I've thought about watching TV there but honestly, the house is so filthy, I don't want to spend any time in it if I don't have to. Yes, it's that gross.

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18-03-2015, 04:09 PM
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In a really bad mood today.
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18-03-2015, 04:31 PM
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(18-03-2015 04:09 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  In a really bad mood today.

Hug Why?


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18-03-2015, 05:04 PM
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Damn ducks are back! They drive the dogs crazy and they poop in the pool. Dodgy

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18-03-2015, 05:28 PM
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(18-03-2015 04:31 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(18-03-2015 04:09 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  In a really bad mood today.

Hug Why?

I'll tell you why.
She's a mother.

I have been working on a theory of "mothering" for a little while now (the span of me writing this post so about 2seconds) and it goes something like this.

There are 4 distinct stages of being a mother, they are as follows.

Stage 1: The 'OMG I'm the luckiest person in all the world!' stage.
- Begins at child birth. Usually lasts until the baby begins to either 1) speak or 2) walk or 3) both 1 and 2 which brings us to stage 2.

Stage 2: The 'that pillow is right there...' stage.
- The 'regret' stage. Should have brought a condom.

Stage 3: The 'wait, I swear I had more money than this??' stage.
- Characterized by having no money and constantly stressing about bills and how you're going to pay for things. Usually a divorce occurs about this time. This is the "I hate you child, you did this" period.

Stage 4: The "OMG so close!!" stage.
- Happens between 16 and 17. The stage where you're on the cusp of them turning 18 and you can finally boot their ass out of your house and get your life back. Characterized by wine, lots and lots of wine.


Hobbit is in stage 1 but is progressing to stage 2.

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