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28-04-2015, 09:09 PM
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(28-04-2015 09:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 08:53 PM)pablo Wrote:  Snip

Omfg that was it..but he (in my dream) changed the words! Maybe thats why I didn't recognize it...also the melody was a little different I think.

What the fuck did I smoke last night??

Maybe it was just his accent?
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28-04-2015, 09:57 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(28-04-2015 09:09 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 09:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omfg that was it..but he (in my dream) changed the words! Maybe thats why I didn't recognize it...also the melody was a little different I think.

What the fuck did I smoke last night??

Maybe it was just his accent?

His accent isn't that bad. It's actualy adorable. Smile

In my dream tho, he couldn't carry a tune. That might have been the issue.

Or maybe he didn't know the words and just filled in (in Muffsy style) whatever he thought worked better. Lmao.


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29-04-2015, 04:44 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(28-04-2015 09:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  What the fuck did I smoke last night??

I'm not sure, but I'm a little miffed you're not sharing.
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29-04-2015, 05:00 PM
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(28-04-2015 08:38 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I had a dream about Earmuffs.

Seriously.

You sure you want to share that?

I mean, with anyone other than a therapist. Tongue

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29-04-2015, 05:07 PM
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29-04-2015, 05:07 PM
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(28-04-2015 08:46 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 08:39 PM)pablo Wrote:  Do tell. Consider

He made me go to this really weird looking place and the only thing they had to drink was vanilla coke.

He was telling me all about his life and his plot for ruling the world.

Then suddenly he ripped his shirt off and started dancing and singing...

The song has been stuck in my head all day long...but I can't remember the words.

Something about wanting to rule the world...I have no clue.

Impossible; couldn't have been Muffs.

That would require him to take off his vest.

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29-04-2015, 05:12 PM
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We're being overrun by iguanas, big, green fucking iguanas.

We dropped off our dogs at my mil's house because we are going on a trip. I had no idea the dogs kept this horde away. They are eating all the plants in our garden.

My .357 is probably overkill, might need to get a pellet gun. They say they taste just like chicken Yes

Fucking iguanas.

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29-04-2015, 05:14 PM
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Hubby has detected a new ailment and is going to the doctor tomorrow. Yesterday, he said he had lost some weight but felt fine. Now the story is that he has had pain for three weeks. I tried to point out that he always loses some weight when the weather gets warmer.

Ten bucks says this will require me to take off to take him for another scoping of some sort that reveals nothing is wrong. Censored

I have never met anyone so determined to have a tube and camera shoved down their throat or up their ass as often as he has it done. The result is always the same, I waste PTO time and he get gets sympathy from everyone except me.

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29-04-2015, 07:27 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(28-04-2015 08:46 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 08:39 PM)pablo Wrote:  Do tell. Consider

He made me go to this really weird looking place and the only thing they had to drink was vanilla coke.

He was telling me all about his life and his plot for ruling the world.

Then suddenly he ripped his shirt off and started dancing and singing...

The song has been stuck in my head all day long...but I can't remember the words.

Something about wanting to rule the world...I have no clue.

This is not good. Not good at all. It means he has infiltrated the Maori to the extent that he now controls their shamans and can enter our dreams at will. No good can come of this. You need to remember exactly what song he was singing. The future of the entire world may depend on it. Fucking Maori should've just given him the damn water rights and been done with it long ago.

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30-04-2015, 01:22 AM
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I hate this divorce bullshit.. It makes me feel so...less than. Like I have nothing positive to contribute because I'm a failure. Even if I think my opinion is worthwhile.

I'm like the cautionary tale of what not to do. Cause that's what every little girl dreams of being when she grows up. Divorced with a kid and working in a different state to afford to pay the bills and develop a resume to one day make a decent income that doesn't involve wiping asses.

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