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18-05-2015, 02:18 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(18-05-2015 02:10 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(18-05-2015 02:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  So, my hair stylist insists that an asteroid will hit the earth on September 24.

Sigh.

Well if she does not quantify the size then she will probably be right as that is not an uncommon occurrence. More or less every day an asteroid hits the earth, they just tend to burn up in the atmosphere.

She said it's supposed to be a couple miles long or diameter or something.


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18-05-2015, 02:23 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(18-05-2015 02:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(18-05-2015 02:10 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Well if she does not quantify the size then she will probably be right as that is not an uncommon occurrence. More or less every day an asteroid hits the earth, they just tend to burn up in the atmosphere.

She said it's supposed to be a couple miles long or diameter or something.

Oh well yeah in that case she may need to adjust her tin foil hat I don't think her reception is coming in clear.

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18-05-2015, 02:35 PM
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A Confused couple of miles ...? Well yes, we'd be doomed.


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18-05-2015, 02:53 PM
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Whenever I pick up dog crap in the yard, the dogs like to find a nice shady spot to lie down and watch me. Dodgy
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18-05-2015, 03:01 PM
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(18-05-2015 02:53 PM)pablo Wrote:  Whenever I pick up dog crap in the yard, the dogs like to find a nice shady spot to lie down and watch me. Dodgy

And just think ... they are your best friends. Wink

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18-05-2015, 03:03 PM
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(18-05-2015 03:01 PM)kim Wrote:  
(18-05-2015 02:53 PM)pablo Wrote:  Whenever I pick up dog crap in the yard, the dogs like to find a nice shady spot to lie down and watch me. Dodgy

And just think ... they are your best friends. Wink

Yabut they're bitches.
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18-05-2015, 03:09 PM
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(18-05-2015 03:03 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(18-05-2015 03:01 PM)kim Wrote:  And just think ... they are your best friends. Wink

Yabut they're bitches.

Oh, well ... they're just watchin' to make sure you do it right. Shy

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18-05-2015, 03:38 PM
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(18-05-2015 02:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  So, my hair stylist insists that an asteroid will hit the earth on September 24.

Sigh.
Tell her that since the world is doomed, she'll have no reason not to sign over her bank account and business to you.
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18-05-2015, 05:19 PM
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(18-05-2015 03:38 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(18-05-2015 02:07 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  So, my hair stylist insists that an asteroid will hit the earth on September 24.

Sigh.
Tell her that since the world is doomed, she'll have no reason not to sign over her bank account and business to you.

She's already willed it to her church.

She's a dip shit. But she does my hair totally awesome.

Today she was talking about Christian music. I said I listen to a lot of old jazz.

She said she loves jazz....but only black musicians.

Oooookay. Not a problem....I'm a huge Coletrain, and Thelonious Monk fan...Charlie Parker....some Miles Davis. I'm also a Dave Brubeck fan (but he's white who played with just anyone in the jazz world at the time.

She repeated that she only likes black jazz musicians.

Ummmm except for Brubeck they all are. Stupid supercilious bitch.


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18-05-2015, 05:49 PM
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(18-05-2015 05:19 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(18-05-2015 03:38 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Tell her that since the world is doomed, she'll have no reason not to sign over her bank account and business to you.

She's already willed it to her church.

She's a dip shit. But she does my hair totally awesome.

Today she was talking about Christian music. I said I listen to a lot of old jazz.

She said she loves jazz....but only black musicians.

Oooookay. Not a problem....I'm a huge Coletrain, and Thelonious Monk fan...Charlie Parker....some Miles Davis. I'm also a Dave Brubeck fan (but he's white who played with just anyone in the jazz world at the time.

She repeated that she only likes black jazz musicians.

Ummmm except for Brubeck they all are. Stupid supercilious bitch.

Talk about this next time you meet this "bitch". Kills her jebus and "afro-jazz only" shit right away:



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