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16-10-2012, 12:17 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Annoyingly I haven't been paid yet.
Do you know how long it's been since I've had Vanilla Coke? Friday!, it's now Tuesday.
This is unacceptable, they should have paid me 15minutes ago to the minute but have failed to do so.

Somebody is going to pay with their life!!!

just refreshed my internet banking page.
They're lucky that money's in there! I'll let them live just this once.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some Vanilla coke to buy.

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16-10-2012, 12:23 AM
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(15-10-2012 11:30 PM)kim Wrote:  
(15-10-2012 11:09 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I'm not psychic, I've just "committed" to do it every November since '08 and have never gotten even past the first few days. Confused

I have no idea how it is done so, here's how I'm going to go about it and I don't care what drivel comes of it...

If I can get at least seven words down a minute, for three hours in the morning and three hours in the afternoon... that's 2,520 words a day. Then do that for twenty days... I'll have the 50,000 ~ plus 400.

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16-10-2012, 01:36 AM
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(16-10-2012 12:17 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Do you know how long it's been since I've had Vanilla Coke? Friday!, it's now Tuesday.
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Now if you'll excuse me I have some Vanilla coke to buy.

You do realize coke rots your teeth and the enzymes in your stomach, right? Dodgy Filthy little junky.

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16-10-2012, 02:06 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-10-2012 01:36 AM)kim Wrote:  
(16-10-2012 12:17 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Do you know how long it's been since I've had Vanilla Coke? Friday!, it's now Tuesday.
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Now if you'll excuse me I have some Vanilla coke to buy.

You do realize coke rots your teeth and the enzymes in your stomach, right? Dodgy Filthy little junky.

Yes I am.

Are you aware of how good coke tastes?

I win.

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16-10-2012, 05:04 PM
RE: Ranting corner
FOR SALE (free to good or shit home)

I x grown child (adult)
No redeeming qualities or features
Lazy
Brain - brand new (not used at all)
Will clean house when poked with a cattle prod

Dodgy

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16-10-2012, 05:06 PM
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(16-10-2012 05:04 PM)aurora Wrote:  FOR SALE (free to good or shit home)

I x grown child (adult)
No redeeming qualities or features
Lazy
Brain - brand new (not used at all)
Will clean house when poked with a cattle prod

Dodgy

You have one of them? I do too, except even a cattle prod is ineffective where cleaning of any type is concerned.

That's what happens when you decide to huff paint paint as a teen...all your potential gets blown right out of your brain.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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16-10-2012, 05:15 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-10-2012 05:06 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(16-10-2012 05:04 PM)aurora Wrote:  FOR SALE (free to good or shit home)

I x grown child (adult)
No redeeming qualities or features
Lazy
Brain - brand new (not used at all)
Will clean house when poked with a cattle prod

Dodgy

You have one of them? I do too, except even a cattle prod is ineffective where cleaning of any type is concerned.

That's what happens when you decide to huff paint paint as a teen...all your potential gets blown right out of your brain.

Oh dear Sad

The worst part about my merchandise is that he's smart enough to do anything he wants...but doesn't! I'm so over it...

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16-10-2012, 05:18 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Jen was one of the smartest kids in her class, then she threw it away. I understand. I don't even deal with her much...it's better for what's left of my sanity that way.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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16-10-2012, 05:21 PM
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(16-10-2012 05:18 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Jen was one of the smartest kids in her class, then she threw it away. I understand. I don't even deal with her much...it's better for what's left of my sanity that way.

Yep, I right with you Undecided

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16-10-2012, 05:53 PM
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(16-10-2012 05:04 PM)aurora Wrote:  FOR SALE (free to good or shit home)

I x grown child (adult)
No redeeming qualities or features
Lazy
Brain - brand new (not used at all)
Will clean house when poked with a cattle prod

Dodgy

For fucks sake Aurora! How many times?! You cannot sell me as you do not own me! Big Grin

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