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31-07-2015, 02:33 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(31-07-2015 01:19 PM)kim Wrote:  This freaking new device keeps trying to second guess my spelling while having NO concept of context.

Horses & lions do not have mains, they have manes! Until we have perfected AI, kindly go *fuck yourself!

And no... NOT *duck: FUCK! Angry

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31-07-2015, 02:43 PM
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Nothing like realizing after the coffee package is opened that it's...wait for it...decaf. Why the fuck is decaf coffee even a thing?!?! It's like non-alcoholic beer - fuckin pointless.

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31-07-2015, 03:09 PM
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(31-07-2015 02:43 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Nothing like realizing after the coffee package is opened that it's...wait for it...decaf. Why the fuck is decaf coffee even a thing?!?! It's like non-alcoholic beer - fuckin pointless.

Only thing worse -- playing with yourself and your hand falls asleep....

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31-07-2015, 03:47 PM
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I fucking hate everybody and everything today. Evil_monster

I am pissed off at the entire world. $800+ more dollars I owe for the kidney stone issue that I have already paid over $500 on was the fucking icing on the shit cake that was my day.

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31-07-2015, 04:21 PM
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(31-07-2015 01:19 PM)kim Wrote:  This freaking new device keeps trying to second guess my spelling while having NO concept of context.

Horses & lions do not have mains, they have manes! Until we have perfected AI, kindly go *fuck yourself!

And no... NOT *duck: FUCK! Angry

Your clod-dammed strait!
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31-07-2015, 06:35 PM
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There is a delay between finding and downloading good music to me actually putting it onto my mp3 player.
So whenever I venture out into the wilderness of the outside I'm serenaded with out of date good music. So while yes, the music itself is still good, it is thusly old good and not new good. Obviously there is a simple solution to my conundrum but when it comes down to it I need to take the cord out of my external harddrive and insert it into my mp3 player blah blah blah and it's a whole minor hassle. Thus in lies my issue. Hashtag my life is so hard.

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31-07-2015, 07:57 PM
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Meanwhile I've just solved global warming.

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31-07-2015, 08:04 PM
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(31-07-2015 02:43 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Nothing like realizing after the coffee package is opened that it's...wait for it...decaf. Why the fuck is decaf coffee even a thing?!?! It's like non-alcoholic beer - fuckin pointless.

Sorry, dear. Wrong on both counts. Drinking Beverage

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31-07-2015, 08:18 PM
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What is taking so long????? Hobo

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31-07-2015, 09:43 PM
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(31-07-2015 08:18 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  What is taking so long????? Hobo

I had to pee.

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