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04-08-2015, 09:42 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(04-08-2015 09:14 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(04-08-2015 09:10 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  lol, dat awkward moment when your boss texts you and uses the word "cum" (instead of come).

Eeewww.

Now perhaps is the time to ask for a raise.

Er, that may just add to the awkwardness though.....Gasp

The whole sentence was "Ill talk 2 u wen u cum inside"
It makes sense in the context of the whole text but that line...
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04-08-2015, 09:57 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(04-08-2015 09:42 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(04-08-2015 09:14 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Eeewww.

Now perhaps is the time to ask for a raise.

Er, that may just add to the awkwardness though.....Gasp

The whole sentence was "Ill talk 2 u wen u cum inside"
It makes sense in the context of the whole text but that line...
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Well you certainly picked a facial expression that captures the image to suit the occasion. Smile

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05-08-2015, 10:33 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Jason Aldean - Big Green Tractor





So this song has been out a few years and was just on the radio a little bit ago. I can't decide if this song is a euphemism for sex or if it's really just that incredibly stupid. It's probably just that fucking stupid. I just can't comprehend how people actually paid money for this song and that it's still on the fucking radio. If someone were to say to me "Baby you could take a ride on my big green tractor" - I'm gonna go with how 'bout no and you just blew your shot at gettin laid dumbass.

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05-08-2015, 11:39 AM (This post was last modified: 05-08-2015 11:52 AM by Lienda Bella.)
RE: Ranting corner
(05-08-2015 10:33 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Jason Aldean - Big Green Tractor





So this song has been out a few years and was just on the radio a little bit ago. I can't decide if this song is a euphemism for sex or if it's really just that incredibly stupid. It's probably just that fucking stupid. I just can't comprehend how people actually paid money for this song and that it's still on the fucking radio. If someone were to say to me "Baby you could take a ride on my big green tractor" - I'm gonna go with how 'bout no and you just blew your shot at gettin laid dumbass.

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Hobo The row-a trees over there by the highway that block a view of em fields, or the other row-a trees over there tween them fields over there?
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05-08-2015, 02:01 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(05-08-2015 10:33 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Jason Aldean - Big Green Tractor





So this song has been out a few years and was just on the radio a little bit ago. I can't decide if this song is a euphemism for sex or if it's really just that incredibly stupid. It's probably just that fucking stupid. I just can't comprehend how people actually paid money for this song and that it's still on the fucking radio. If someone were to say to me "Baby you could take a ride on my big green tractor" - I'm gonna go with how 'bout no and you just blew your shot at gettin laid dumbass.

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05-08-2015, 02:37 PM
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That song makes me want to punch someone in the face. Lol
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05-08-2015, 03:11 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(05-08-2015 10:33 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Jason Aldean - Big Green Tractor





So this song has been out a few years and was just on the radio a little bit ago. I can't decide if this song is a euphemism for sex or if it's really just that incredibly stupid. It's probably just that fucking stupid. I just can't comprehend how people actually paid money for this song and that it's still on the fucking radio. If someone were to say to me "Baby you could take a ride on my big green tractor" - I'm gonna go with how 'bout no and you just blew your shot at gettin laid dumbass.

Could be worse, there are many even more horrible sexual innuendos I can think of lol like "Baby, I want to plow your field and plant these seeds."

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05-08-2015, 04:02 PM
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Well, it finally happened...I will not be getting paid tomorrow. Will not hold my breath that we get paid Friday either.

The high-priced CFO can't seem to manage money like I did for six plus months...everyone got paid...on time.

This is a swell time for me to be waiting for a check with all I had to spend for medical care. Dodgy

I can put gas in my car tomorrow and that's about it.

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05-08-2015, 08:37 PM
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WTF? What's wrong with the song? It's sweet, romantic even. About a farmer so head over heels for this girl he wants to hang out with her while he plows the field.

Honestly, I don't see what's so wrong about it. What if instead of a tractor it was a horse? Would it be all romantic and shit than? Newsflash, farmers use tractors now, not horse and plow.

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05-08-2015, 08:58 PM
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Im listening to the scariest music ever, this shit is seriously unnerving.

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