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23-10-2012, 11:32 PM (This post was last modified: 23-10-2012 11:37 PM by Free Thought.)
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(23-10-2012 08:19 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Forgot to tell you.
Saw the Prime Minister yesterday. Only about 5meters from my face.

Yeah, the cunt had me waiting in traffic for 10minutes while cops blocked off the road so he could be driven, followed by a bus load of Asians, along Waterloo Quay.
I couldn't even lane split to the front of the que because some fucktard parked his car so far left he might as well have been taking up two fucking lanes.

It's like, I voted for that guy and how does he return the favor? By making me wait in traffic for 10minutes so he could drive to where ever he was going (my guess was the airport) with a bus load of Asians.
Not happy Mr Key, not happy at all.

If I were a leading/important politician, I would drive the most inconspicuous car possible, on my own. I mean if your driving around with a cop detail, it's obvious that you (or somebody else important) are in there somewhere, but on your own, who the fucks to know? I bet the aforementioned Asians in the bus could have been more discrete too.
Just sayin'...

...... I bet those cops could have been doing something useful too......

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24-10-2012, 12:46 AM
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(23-10-2012 11:32 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(23-10-2012 08:19 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Forgot to tell you.
Saw the Prime Minister yesterday. Only about 5meters from my face.

Yeah, the cunt had me waiting in traffic for 10minutes while cops blocked off the road so he could be driven, followed by a bus load of Asians, along Waterloo Quay.
I couldn't even lane split to the front of the que because some fucktard parked his car so far left he might as well have been taking up two fucking lanes.

It's like, I voted for that guy and how does he return the favor? By making me wait in traffic for 10minutes so he could drive to where ever he was going (my guess was the airport) with a bus load of Asians.
Not happy Mr Key, not happy at all.

If I were a leading/important politician, I would drive the most inconspicuous car possible, on my own. I mean if your driving around with a cop detail, it's obvious that you (or somebody else important) are in there somewhere, but on your own, who the fucks to know? I bet the aforementioned Asians in the bus could have been more discrete too.
Just sayin'...

...... I bet those cops could have been doing something useful too......

The Prime Minister never has a police escort. And all the other MP's drive around themselves (I know because I see them every now and then. Even the leader of the opposition, who actually almost ran me over last year at the university the cunt).

The Asians must have been bloody important. It's not the first time I've been held up in traffic because of a bus load of Asians. Month back I was driving past the parliament buildings and the cops blocked the road there too so the bus full of Asians could go by.

The thing with this Prime Minister (John Key) is that while he is a very nice guy, he loves to show off to foreign people. The cops weren't about protection (this is New Zealand for christ sake, Mr Key goes down to Lambton Quay for his lunch at a local cafe with nothing but a couple bodyguards...), they were about saying to the Asians, "look, we can close roads for you, come to our country and spend lots of $$$".


And the cops really don't have anything better to do.
Again, this is New Zealand.
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24-10-2012, 01:06 AM
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... Good points.

the showing off still puzzles me.

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24-10-2012, 01:56 AM
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It's just who he is, he likes to show off and play Mr Fancy host.


Anyway, so there I am playing Crusader Kings 2 right. I start of as a the Duke of Luxemburg in the Holy Roman Empire. The Pope calls for a crusade against the Muslims to take Jerusalem and so I manage to scrounge up and army etc.. and long story short I become the King of Jerusalem but still as a vessel under the Holy Roman Empire which is fine in my books because big bad scary ally is always good to have.
ANYWAY, so there I am running my little kingdom when I notice Hungary are infighting and has split up as counts and dukes are revolting. Now, having a weak claim on the kingdom of Hungary due to marring my cousin off to a princess of Hungry who for whatever reaosn feels the title belongs to her, and having a bit of land more then shitty Luxemburg (Kingdom of Jerusalem), I then decide to attack Hungary. Anyway, well played by me because the Hungarian army after the infighting finished (when I attacked literally right after the dukes and counts revolting got crushed) totaled 200. My army totaled around 12K. So it was safe to say I roflstomped Hungary.
Anywho, lock up the bitch who was in charge and take the title as my own. EXCEPT, I thought the title would go to me but it doesn't it goes to my cousin who I married off to the Hungarian princess. So now all my hard work is for nothing as my cousin is now King of Hungary. To make matters worst, I made my cousin a duke in my kingdom and so when he left to rule Hungary, he took all my land south of Jerusalem with him. So now not only do I not have the title of King of Hungary, but my already shitty kingdom just got a little bit more shitty. Not helped by the fact the Muslims want my kingdom back as their own.
SO, now I gotta somehow make that Hungarian kingship mine, SO, I manage to assassinate and plot against my cousins Heirs so that I got a 8year old boy with dead parents. Still in my family. So I have 1 available granddaughter that I then matralinearly (male takes female name) marry to this 8year old kid (it's okay, she was only 9 herself). So then they turn 16 which means I can officiate the marriage.
All good right? WRONG, so now the problem is that I gotta make my granddaughter MY heir. Problem being that it's my second son's daughter, which means I now gotta kill off my oldest son, my heir, so my second oldest becomes my heir and inherits when I die. And THEN I gotta change succession laws so females can even inherit OR I gotta kill off my second son's first son and make sure that he has no more sons and I gotta make sure my second son's daughter has a son so then he'll become my second son's heir. OH and I gotta kill my cousin, King of Hungary so he doesn't have any more sons to solidify this guy being the heir to Hungary.
Then if all goes to plan my character will die, I will then play as my second son (because I kill my oldest son), then he will have no more sons and his daughter who's husband will then be king of Hungary, or she will be queen of Hungary (I think with matrilinear she will become queen) will hopefully have a son so that then when my second son dies, I will play as his grandson who will then be King of Hungary when his mother dies and I will finally get my kingdom of Hungary title.
It's at this point that you are thinking "why the fuck did I just waste my time reading that I really don't care". To which I will answer, trolololol.
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24-10-2012, 09:15 PM (This post was last modified: 24-10-2012 09:28 PM by earmuffs.)
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You're not gonna believe the two stores that opened up recently in this city.

Donut King.

Yes, donuts. My idea I had a little bit back about opening a donut place before the franchisees got into town...

Yeah, too late.

side note, they need bakers...
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25-10-2012, 12:42 AM
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Brb in 2 days.
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25-10-2012, 01:00 AM
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(25-10-2012 12:42 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Brb in 2 days.

Say hi to my mom. Thumbsup

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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25-10-2012, 01:03 AM
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Well fuck!

I have just watched Sherlock And I am totally in love with the MollyxSherlock Pairing! Fuck Irene Adler, Molly should be with Sherlock!

Here is the thing about me; I am a sucker for unrequited love. Quite the sucker actually. I can't help it... Once a character has feelings for another character and it isn't reciprocated... I feel the need to root for them to get the partner.

Maybe I just love the whole situation of it, but I think I am just a hopeless romantic who can't stop rooting for unrequited love to be reciprocated.

Now I am super mad at myself for even thinking about all my past unrequits and wondering if I could have done something with them...
Fucking romantic inside me won't let this shit go.

Lately I have been getting an idea for a movie where a normal kid falls in love with a cheerleader and needs to ask a nerd for love advice since the nerd is the only one who truly knows how to get into a women's heart and not just into her pants.

In my head I see myself as the nerd that helps the kid out, and after it all happens and the kids does it, he tells me I should fall in love, but the nerd then reveals that he only did it because he may die very soon.

In the end, I( the nerd) dies, but it always is a different death. Usually I see this as some bullshit that my brain wants to write about but sometimes I enjoy being the nerd that helps get the girl, but never gets the girl. Kinda tragic I think.

Well not to bore you but my brain is pissing me off, and that what I was really ranting about... Plus the unrequited love thing.

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25-10-2012, 06:24 AM
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Alright exam study got boring so I'm back before 2 days, so sue me.

So I was looking into how someone would move to the US.
Fucking hell!
I'd have better bet just coming over as an illegal.
Basically, I have to marry an American, have in high demand skills and the associated degree, have a high paying job where an employer will vouch for me, own my own business (which is what I would do anyway, but the bank isn't going to lend me money so I can buy offshore businesses and investors arn't going to invest in a 21year old student), have over $1mill invested in the US, have a close relative in the US (I don't), some religious thing OR I am be a refugee and have a member of congress sponsor my citizenship with a members bill in parliament.
All with a much better chance of success if I am actually living in America to begin with. All of which could take up to 12years with no guarantee of success (so after 12years I could be deported back to NZ). Plus I'm sure there is something about NZ telling America to take it's nuclear ships and shove them up their ass in the 80's not being in my favor.
OH, there is a chance I could get a student visa, BUT I'd have to prove I can pay the high tuition fee AND living costs.

And you people wonder why you have so many illegals!!!
Ahhh.. HELLO!!



So, let's compare the immigration of the USA to something a little closer to home, Australia for example.
*Google*

"New Zealand citizens are eligible for a Special Category Visa (SCV) on arrival in Australia unless they are considered to be a Behavior Concern Non Citizen (BCNC) or a Health Concern Non Citizen (HCNC).
Special Category Visas are recorded electronically. A SCV allows the holder to remain and work in Australia indefinitely."

So the US it's 12 years with no guarantee and a lot of hoops to jump through. Australia it's a $200 one way flight ticket...


Ok, that's a little unfair. NZ and Australia have political ties that allow this.
Hmmm, what's something a little fairer to compare US immigration too.

How about Singapore. I'd love to live in Singapore.
It's warm, it's westernized despite being a South East Asian country. Good business in Singapore. The people look like they're not cunts, I think me and Singapore would get a long just fine. Though I hear it rains a lot.. that could be an issue.
*google*

Well it looks like all I need is an employer, then they give you an Employment Pass.
That's it.
And if I want citizenship...
All I have to be is a Permanent Resident for at least 2years and they give that to you too.


Seriously US, your immigration sucks balls.
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25-10-2012, 09:53 AM
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(25-10-2012 06:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Alright exam study got boring so I'm back before 2 days, so sue me.

So I was looking into how someone would move to the US.
Fucking hell!
I'd have better bet just coming over as an illegal.
Basically, I have to marry an American, have in high demand skills and the associated degree, have a high paying job where an employer will vouch for me, own my own business (which is what I would do anyway, but the bank isn't going to lend me money so I can buy offshore businesses and investors arn't going to invest in a 21year old student), have over $1mill invested in the US, have a close relative in the US (I don't), some religious thing OR I am be a refugee and have a member of congress sponsor my citizenship with a members bill in parliament.
All with a much better chance of success if I am actually living in America to begin with. All of which could take up to 12years with no guarantee of success (so after 12years I could be deported back to NZ). Plus I'm sure there is something about NZ telling America to take it's nuclear ships and shove them up their ass in the 80's not being in my favor.
OH, there is a chance I could get a student visa, BUT I'd have to prove I can pay the high tuition fee AND living costs.

And you people wonder why you have so many illegals!!!
Ahhh.. HELLO!!



So, let's compare the immigration of the USA to something a little closer to home, Australia for example.
*Google*

"New Zealand citizens are eligible for a Special Category Visa (SCV) on arrival in Australia unless they are considered to be a Behavior Concern Non Citizen (BCNC) or a Health Concern Non Citizen (HCNC).
Special Category Visas are recorded electronically. A SCV allows the holder to remain and work in Australia indefinitely."

So the US it's 12 years with no guarantee and a lot of hoops to jump through. Australia it's a $200 one way flight ticket...


Ok, that's a little unfair. NZ and Australia have political ties that allow this.
Hmmm, what's something a little fairer to compare US immigration too.

How about Singapore. I'd love to live in Singapore.
It's warm, it's westernized despite being a South East Asian country. Good business in Singapore. The people look like they're not cunts, I think me and Singapore would get a long just fine. Though I hear it rains a lot.. that could be an issue.
*google*

Well it looks like all I need is an employer, then they give you an Employment Pass.
That's it.
And if I want citizenship...
All I have to be is a Permanent Resident for at least 2years and they give that to you too.


Seriously US, your immigration sucks balls.

It's probably easier to move to Australia since you speak the same language.

And I'm pretty sure it's not that tough to immigrate to the US. We've just asked the government to make it impossible for you to move here.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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