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01-09-2015, 05:03 PM
RE: Ranting corner
:B "Don, could you say grace?"

Don bows his Atheist head.

"Dear Lord A-hole

Thank you for allowing your followers to choose me to give you credit for this meal that was prepared by Grandmother. Thanks be for the fresh ingredients that came from that farm, five miles from here, that was recently sold due to the elderly death of Mrs. Hood and her son Robert. All at this table will imagine with twinkled eyes two souls smiling as they fly up into heaven and praise you for eternity by the side of 25 billion fetuses. I know this meal will be delicious, because Grandmother was always a fantastic cook. Thanks, Grandmother.

Almond..."
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01-09-2015, 05:05 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-09-2015 05:03 PM)Lienda Bella Wrote:  :B "Don, could you say grace?"

Don bows his Atheist head.

"Dear Lord A-hole

Thank you for allowing your followers to choose me to give you credit for this meal that was prepared by Grandmother. Thanks be for the fresh ingredients that came from that farm, five miles from here, that was recently sold due to the elderly death of Mrs. Hood and her son Robert. All at this table will imagine with twinkled eyes two souls smiling as they fly up into heaven and praise you for eternity by the side of 25 billion fetuses. I know this meal will be delicious, because Grandmother was always a fantastic cook. Thanks, Grandmother.

Almond..."

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01-09-2015, 06:09 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Not quite perfection, but close.

Using "R'amen" as the conclusion of a blessing to a homecooked meal would have added a pinch of delicious, delicious irony.

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01-09-2015, 07:46 PM
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(31-08-2015 08:37 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Who ever is bugging my Free Thought....

Fuck you!

Well, I'm being bugged by a bug at the moment.

And a hypochondriac with whom rational conversation is often impossible, even when I can speak.

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01-09-2015, 07:54 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Needles and the inability of hospital staff to find my veins. Needle after needle after...

All with no result.

So I await more needles. Sad

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01-09-2015, 08:27 PM
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(01-09-2015 07:54 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Needles and the inability of hospital staff to find my veins. Needle after needle after...

All with no result.

So I await more needles. Sad

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01-09-2015, 10:35 PM
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(01-09-2015 07:54 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Needles and the inability of hospital staff to find my veins. Needle after needle after...

All with no result.

So I await more needles. Sad

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01-09-2015, 10:48 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-09-2015 07:54 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Needles and the inability of hospital staff to find my veins. Needle after needle after...

All with no result.

So I await more needles. Sad
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01-09-2015, 11:11 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready pizza tastes like disappointment.

I had a breakdown in willpower on the way home from work and ended up wasting money and calories on pizza without actually satisfy my pizza craving. Dodgy

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01-09-2015, 11:59 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-09-2015 11:11 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready pizza tastes like disappointment.

I had a breakdown in willpower on the way home from work and ended up wasting money and calories on pizza without actually satisfy my pizza craving. Dodgy

I was going to eat something healthy for dinner and instead got a bolani from an afghan restaurant--which is the equivalent in calories of a pizza and I ate the whole thing (which was like 20 cut up pieces) in one sitting. Blah, I feel sick now Hobo

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