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14-09-2015, 07:07 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Aunt Flow - cockblocking Eves everywhere for 6000 years.


Argh. And I had plans for tonight. Angry

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14-09-2015, 07:08 AM
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Aunt Flow???


Bwaaahahahhahah...

Hadn't heard that one....

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14-09-2015, 07:12 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-09-2015 07:07 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Aunt Flow - cockblocking Eves everywhere for 6000 years.


Argh. And I had plans for tonight. Angry

Meanwhile, nature's like:

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14-09-2015, 07:13 AM
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Hold it???? THen what???

heh

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14-09-2015, 07:15 AM
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(14-09-2015 07:13 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Hold it???? THen what???

heh

Then nothing Weeping

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14-09-2015, 07:16 AM
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(14-09-2015 07:07 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Aunt Flow - cockblocking Eves everywhere for 6000 years.


Argh. And I had plans for tonight. Angry

Damn her and her "Name Your Price" tool.

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14-09-2015, 07:17 AM
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All I'm sayin' is that real men ought not be afraid to part the Red Sea.

... I kid, I don't know shit here...

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14-09-2015, 08:25 AM
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(14-09-2015 07:17 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  All I'm sayin' is that real men ought not be afraid to part the Red Sea.

... I kid, I don't know shit here...

Well, it went totally over my head until you posted, so you know more than me. Tongue

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14-09-2015, 09:15 AM
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So, last night I was watching a show on Netflix with husband, we were doing the rapid fire...one episide after another...

I suddenly notice its 11:30 and I need to get my ass to bed.

I toss and turn for the next hour and half.

Then the dog comes into the room, no big deal except he's noisy. Lick lick lick.

Then, around 1:30 I'm finally asleep, the dog starts ferociously barking...

Now I'm awake...again...

I get out of bed and look out the window. There's a deer meandering down the street. While it might hear the excessive barking (very muffled) its not fussed, and pauses on our lawn to nibble on a weed or blade of grass...

Dodgy

At 2am I went downstairs, the tv is off, but husband is texting his brother (bil works all hours).

I'm nodding off when he and the dog come into the room...dog is bouncing around following hubby about the room -- hubby gives the dog a treat at night -- no way the dog is going to miss that shit.

At 5:30 hubby wakes me up..not intentially...he was asleep and elbowed me. Angry

I look at the clock and think...shit I've got an hour until I have to get up and begin the day...

Sadcryface


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14-09-2015, 09:30 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-09-2015 09:15 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I get out of bed and look out the window. There's a deer meandering down the street. While it might hear the excessive barking (very muffled) its not fussed, and pauses on our lawn to nibble on a weed or blade of grass...

You yanks have the most majestic wildlife.

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