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12-11-2015, 09:21 PM
RE: Ranting corner
You are not to do any payroll functions. Let her (the payroll person) sink or swim on her own. Do you understand, you are to do no payroll functions. Words from the boss a few months ago.

So, what did I do today? Wrote over 300 payroll checks while payroll girl wandered around, talked and sent texts to family and friends, and generally fucked around.

Of course I did much the same two weeks ago...and two weeks before that...did I miss a fucking memo? Facepalm

Next up - getting bitched at for not having my non-payroll work done in a timely manner.

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12-11-2015, 09:33 PM
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Blocking posts from HrtWarming . com in my Facebook feed was more "uplifting and rewarding" than any of their bullshit stories full of manufactured outrage and cheap sentimentality could ever be.

It is very stressful for me to see in the comments how many of my fellow primates believe their made up shit actually happened. Angry

And they all follow the same format: "Blah, blah, blah, but what happened next is...

...heartbreaking
...gold
...priceless
...genius
...perfect
...etc." Dodgy

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13-11-2015, 07:36 AM
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(12-11-2015 09:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are not to do any payroll functions. Let her (the payroll person) sink or swim on her own. Do you understand, you are to do no payroll functions. Words from the boss a few months ago.

So, what did I do today? Wrote over 300 payroll checks while payroll girl wandered around, talked and sent texts to family and friends, and generally fucked around.

Of course I did much the same two weeks ago...and two weeks before that...did I miss a fucking memo? Facepalm

Next up - getting bitched at for not having my non-payroll work done in a timely manner.

Pro tip: Don't do the payroll. Drinking Beverage

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13-11-2015, 10:06 AM
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(12-11-2015 09:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are not to do any payroll functions. Let her (the payroll person) sink or swim on her own. Do you understand, you are to do no payroll functions. Words from the boss a few months ago.

So, what did I do today? Wrote over 300 payroll checks while payroll girl wandered around, talked and sent texts to family and friends, and generally fucked around.

Of course I did much the same two weeks ago...and two weeks before that...did I miss a fucking memo? Facepalm

Next up - getting bitched at for not having my non-payroll work done in a timely manner.

What Chas said.
Not your job, not your problem. If they want people to be paid on time than they need to sort that bitch out and give her a kick up the ass.

You're doing no good by doing it for her.
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13-11-2015, 10:43 AM
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(13-11-2015 10:06 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(12-11-2015 09:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  You are not to do any payroll functions. Let her (the payroll person) sink or swim on her own. Do you understand, you are to do no payroll functions. Words from the boss a few months ago.

So, what did I do today? Wrote over 300 payroll checks while payroll girl wandered around, talked and sent texts to family and friends, and generally fucked around.

Of course I did much the same two weeks ago...and two weeks before that...did I miss a fucking memo? Facepalm

Next up - getting bitched at for not having my non-payroll work done in a timely manner.

What Chas said.
Not your job, not your problem. If they want people to be paid on time than they need to sort that bitch out and give her a kick up the ass.

You're doing no good by doing it for her.

She is doing good. She's making sure she gets her paycheck on time.

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13-11-2015, 11:06 AM
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I've got lots to do. I've asked husband repeatedly for the list for thanksgiving. Shopping list stiff.

Can he do that ONE FREAKING THING?

I guess not.

Yesterday I asked him again for it he said 'oh yes I'll have it tonight'.

This morning I got up. Nothing on the computer.

Screw it, I'm getting my nails done.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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13-11-2015, 01:48 PM
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Why do I torture myself????

I got my eyebrows waxed. Ooooooh the pain!!!!!

Weeping no wonder I wait years between them. Sadcryface


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13-11-2015, 01:52 PM
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(13-11-2015 01:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Why do I torture myself????

I got my eyebrows waxed. Ooooooh the pain!!!!!

Weeping no wonder I wait years between them. Sadcryface

Gasp Why the fuck would you ever do that? That sounds like a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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13-11-2015, 01:53 PM
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(13-11-2015 11:06 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've got lots to do. I've asked husband repeatedly for the list for thanksgiving. Shopping list stiff.

Can he do that ONE FREAKING THING?

I guess not.

Yesterday I asked him again for it he said 'oh yes I'll have it tonight'.

This morning I got up. Nothing on the computer.

Screw it, I'm getting my nails done.

Have Chinese take out for thanksgiving......

It's the right thing to do...

Big Grin

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13-11-2015, 02:31 PM
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(13-11-2015 01:53 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(13-11-2015 11:06 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've got lots to do. I've asked husband repeatedly for the list for thanksgiving. Shopping list stiff.

Can he do that ONE FREAKING THING?

I guess not.

Yesterday I asked him again for it he said 'oh yes I'll have it tonight'.

This morning I got up. Nothing on the computer.

Screw it, I'm getting my nails done.

Have Chinese take out for thanksgiving......

It's the right thing to do...

Big Grin

That's for after the movie with the rest of the Jews in Christmas. Tongue


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