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16-11-2015, 02:00 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-11-2015 01:40 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(15-11-2015 11:42 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  He probably did Nazi that coming.

I don't think he Reiched it.

Nope, we should use Führer puns.

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16-11-2015, 02:02 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-11-2015 02:00 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(16-11-2015 01:40 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I don't think he Reiched it.

Nope, we should use Führer puns.

I can tell that this is Goering to end well.

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16-11-2015, 02:08 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-11-2015 02:02 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(16-11-2015 02:00 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Nope, we should use Führer puns.

I can tell that this is Goering to end well.

I cannot agree with Jew.

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16-11-2015, 02:28 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-11-2015 02:08 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(16-11-2015 02:02 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I can tell that this is Goering to end well.

I cannot agree with Jew.

Come on, everybody will goebel the puns up.

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16-11-2015, 02:40 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-11-2015 02:28 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(16-11-2015 02:08 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  I cannot agree with Jew.

Come on, everybody will goebel the puns up.

Idk, they may think I am a Deutsch.

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16-11-2015, 03:32 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-11-2015 02:40 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(16-11-2015 02:28 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Come on, everybody will goebel the puns up.

Idk, they may think I am a Deutsch.

No need to pay any attention to their Rhining.

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16-11-2015, 06:51 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Was rear-ended yesterday. Not physically hurt, but the cunt sped off.

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16-11-2015, 06:59 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-11-2015 06:51 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Was rear-ended yesterday. Not physically hurt, but the cunt sped off.

Glad you are okay...accident sucks though. Undecided

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16-11-2015, 07:13 AM
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Sorry Ato Undecided

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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16-11-2015, 07:39 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Jackass set a record for number of times I've had a patient press the call button. Sixteen fuckin times in just one hour alone. I have no clue how many times over the course of my shift.

He asked me to sit him up at one point and yelled "goddamn, woman!" when I started raising the bed. What a douche. He cursed at me all fucking night. He eventually started calling out for help from the "doc" when he realized he royaly pissed me off. Doc's not gonna answer your cries for help with the itch you have on your left ass cheek, dude. I don't give more than one bath a shift - go fuck yourself. Maybe he'll either die or get moved to step down before I come back to work tonight.

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