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12-11-2012, 01:49 PM (This post was last modified: 12-11-2012 02:06 PM by Vera.)
RE: Ranting corner
(12-11-2012 01:33 PM)morondog Wrote:  Dracula... teaching virgins about love since 1649.

Y u read this stuff Huh I would die, honestly...
For the love of all gods that never existed! I'd rather stare blankly into space for 24 hours straight than read a single page of this crap. I translate it. For money (in case you're wonderingSmile).

And would that it were just dracula, would that it were... In one of the previous ones, the main character was a demigod, trapped between the pages of a book, who could be summoned and when summoned, would be your sex slave for a month. Poor little baby had had to service so many women through the centuries, but not one cared for him as a human (or a semi-human) being... Enter our heroine... who could only save him if he didn't boink her for the whole month (the author has a very Clintonian view of what constitutes sex and what doesn't, though) and then on the last night before he had to go back to his book, he had to spend the entire night... hmm.. inside her, as it were Frusty

See now why I spend so much time here? Otherwise I might just overdose on stupid...

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12-11-2012, 02:05 PM
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(12-11-2012 01:49 PM)Vera Wrote:  For the love of all gods that never existed! I'd rather stare blankly into space for 24 hours straight than read a single page of this crap. I translate it. For money (in case you're wonderingSmile).

And would that it were just dracula, would that tit were... In one of the previous ones, the main character was a demigod, trapped between the pages of a book, who could be summoned and when summoned, would be your sex slave for a month. Poor little baby had had to service so many women through the centuries, but not one cared for him as a human (or a semi-human) being... Enter our heroine... who could only save him if he didn't boink her for the whole month (the author has a very Clintonian view of what constitutes sex and what doesn't, though) and then on the last night before he had to go back to his book, he had to spend the entire night... hmm.. inside her, as it were Frusty

See now why I spend so much time here? Otherwise I might just overdose on stupid...

Bahahahaha Smile I actually... ahahaha... that is so funny... Argh Weeping

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12-11-2012, 02:12 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(12-11-2012 02:05 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(12-11-2012 01:49 PM)Vera Wrote:  For the love of all gods that never existed! I'd rather stare blankly into space for 24 hours straight than read a single page of this crap. I translate it. For money (in case you're wonderingSmile).

And would that it were just dracula, would that tit were... In one of the previous ones, the main character was a demigod, trapped between the pages of a book, who could be summoned and when summoned, would be your sex slave for a month. Poor little baby had had to service so many women through the centuries, but not one cared for him as a human (or a semi-human) being... Enter our heroine... who could only save him if he didn't boink her for the whole month (the author has a very Clintonian view of what constitutes sex and what doesn't, though) and then on the last night before he had to go back to his book, he had to spend the entire night... hmm.. inside her, as it were Frusty

See now why I spend so much time here? Otherwise I might just overdose on stupid...

Bahahahaha Smile I actually... ahahaha... that is so funny... Argh Weeping

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I'd rather people said I was in the porn industry Cool Though luckily, not all of them are 'erotic', a lot are for teens and instead of hardcore stuff, have heaps of staring into each other's eyes, butterflies in the stomach and guys with sixpacks, smelling (naturally) of spring leaves or autumn rain No

And hey, I'm not the one prostituting myself and filling the world with more and more crap, I'm just the nearly anonymous translator, thank you very much.

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12-11-2012, 02:34 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(12-11-2012 02:12 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(12-11-2012 02:05 PM)morondog Wrote:  Bahahahaha Smile I actually... ahahaha... that is so funny... Argh Weeping

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I'd rather people said I was in the porn industry Cool Though luckily, not all of them are 'erotic', a lot are for teens and instead of hardcore stuff, have heaps of staring into each other's eyes, butterflies in the stomach and guys with sixpacks, smelling (naturally) of spring leaves or autumn rain No

And hey, I'm not the one prostituting myself and filling the world with more and more crap, I'm just the nearly anonymous translator, thank you very much.
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12-11-2012, 02:40 PM
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(12-11-2012 02:34 PM)Chas Wrote:  Aiding and abetting.

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I need to eat from time to time, you know (and drink, too).

Plus, I bet I'm still doing less harm than most bankers (and a lot of lawyers).

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12-11-2012, 06:55 PM
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Suppose I better start packing at some point if I'm moving in 18hours.
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12-11-2012, 07:50 PM
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Your cardboard box all set up? With the Interwebz and everything?

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12-11-2012, 07:55 PM
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(12-11-2012 06:55 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Suppose I better start packing at some point if I'm moving in 18hours.

So you're going to be living with the cunt?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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12-11-2012, 11:01 PM
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(12-11-2012 07:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Your cardboard box all set up? With the Interwebz and everything?
Yip, it's a very nice cardboard box actually.
Use to be used to transport fansy cheese's so has a smokey aroma to it.

And no, I'm staying in his room, he's moving out.
I actually have no idea whom I'm living with...
They could be cunts. In fact, I think it's safe to just go with they're cunts until proven otherwise
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12-11-2012, 11:03 PM
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(12-11-2012 11:01 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(12-11-2012 07:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Your cardboard box all set up? With the Interwebz and everything?
Yip, it's a very nice cardboard box actually.
Use to be used to transport fansy cheese's so has a smokey aroma to it.

And no, I'm staying in his room, he's moving out.
I actually have no idea whom I'm living with...
They could be cunts. In fact, I think it's safe to just go with they're cunts until proven otherwise

That's the way I like to think of all people.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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