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19-03-2016, 02:28 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(19-03-2016 08:21 AM)DerFish Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 01:52 PM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  Have you tried Sarin and/or Napalm to get rid of the ants?

I'm reliably informed that neither smells of KFC, Raid or essence of dog.

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Ice with lemon icing.

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19-03-2016, 06:01 PM
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I've been spring cleaning today. The weather started out so nice....

Now it's turning to crap and I'm thinking I must solar powered because my energy is fading fast.


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19-03-2016, 06:18 PM
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(19-03-2016 06:01 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've been spring cleaning today. The weather started out so nice....

Now it's turning to crap and I'm thinking I must solar powered because my energy is fading fast.

Well you are Super Woman and as we all know Kryptonians are solar powered.

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19-03-2016, 06:48 PM
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(19-03-2016 06:18 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 06:01 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've been spring cleaning today. The weather started out so nice....

Now it's turning to crap and I'm thinking I must solar powered because my energy is fading fast.

Well you are Super Woman and as we all know Kryptonians are solar powered.

I always thought of myself more like Jean Grey. Consider


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19-03-2016, 06:53 PM
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(19-03-2016 06:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 06:18 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Well you are Super Woman and as we all know Kryptonians are solar powered.

I always thought of myself more like Jean Grey. Consider

You are totally Doreen Green! Tongue

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19-03-2016, 07:03 PM
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(19-03-2016 06:53 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 06:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I always thought of myself more like Jean Grey. Consider

You are totally Doreen Green! Tongue

Squirrel Girl?!
Ohmy
Gasp
Consider
Dodgy


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19-03-2016, 07:07 PM
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(19-03-2016 07:03 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 06:53 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  You are totally Doreen Green! Tongue

Squirrel Girl?!
Ohmy
Gasp
Consider
Dodgy

Who needs to clean when you have an army of squirrels to do it for you.

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19-03-2016, 08:28 PM
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(19-03-2016 07:07 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 07:03 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Squirrel Girl?!
Ohmy
Gasp
Consider
Dodgy

Who needs to clean when you have an army of squirrels to do it for you.

You know squirrels are rodents right?


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19-03-2016, 08:46 PM
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(19-03-2016 08:28 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 07:07 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Who needs to clean when you have an army of squirrels to do it for you.

You know squirrels are rodents right?

You know squirrels aren't the worst rodents, right?

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19-03-2016, 10:17 PM
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(19-03-2016 08:28 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 07:07 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Who needs to clean when you have an army of squirrels to do it for you.

You know squirrels are rodents right?

Squirrels are simply fluffy-tailed rats, and considered "cute" for that fluffy tail. Both are just fine (outside), right up until they gain access to the attic or something. I'm having the "evidence" of a rat invasion in my M-I-L's attic being worked at the moment. It's going to cost a bunch of shekels to get those little bugger's mess cleaned up. Filthy, filthy, filthy. Oh, did I mention, filthy? They piss and crap right where they sleep. Filthy!
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