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26-03-2016, 12:32 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-03-2016 12:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  *lick* *lick* *lick*

Fuck!! All day every day. The dog constantly licking himself or anything else nearby. A blanket, the sofa, a pillow....

It's making me lose my mind.

I get there are far worse behaviors he could be exhibiting -- but when you sit on the couch and it feels damp....its just gross.

When did Karma move to your house?

I am waiting for the parrot to start saying, "Karma, stop licking!".

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26-03-2016, 01:12 PM
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(26-03-2016 12:04 PM)Anjele Wrote:  FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut up, just shut up...shut the fuck up! Now, shut up now. Censored

Your endless babble is driving me out of my goddamn mind.

No, you don't have to respond to everything and quiet doesn't have to be filled with nonsense and meaningless comments. There isn't a prize for incessant chatter. Being first to remark on something shouldn't be a life goal.

Fuckity fuck fuck...I want a people-less day. No, I need a people-less day.

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26-03-2016, 01:23 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-03-2016 12:32 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 12:29 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  *lick* *lick* *lick*

Fuck!! All day every day. The dog constantly licking himself or anything else nearby. A blanket, the sofa, a pillow....

It's making me lose my mind.

I get there are far worse behaviors he could be exhibiting -- but when you sit on the couch and it feels damp....its just gross.

When did Karma move to your house?

I am waiting for the parrot to start saying, "Karma, stop licking!".

Lately it's just making me crazy. The vet thinks it's mostly boredom. So now I've got to entertain the dog too?


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26-03-2016, 01:28 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-03-2016 01:23 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 12:32 PM)Anjele Wrote:  When did Karma move to your house?

I am waiting for the parrot to start saying, "Karma, stop licking!".

Lately it's just making me crazy. The vet thinks it's mostly boredom. So now I've got to entertain the dog too?

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26-03-2016, 01:30 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-03-2016 01:23 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 12:32 PM)Anjele Wrote:  When did Karma move to your house?

I am waiting for the parrot to start saying, "Karma, stop licking!".

Lately it's just making me crazy. The vet thinks it's mostly boredom. So now I've got to entertain the dog too?

If you don't he might go barking mad.

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26-03-2016, 06:05 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-03-2016 01:23 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 12:32 PM)Anjele Wrote:  When did Karma move to your house?

I am waiting for the parrot to start saying, "Karma, stop licking!".

Lately it's just making me crazy. The vet thinks it's mostly boredom. So now I've got to entertain the dog too?

Most people, given the option would probably sit around all day licking themselves.................

The only thing stopping them is a lack of flexibility..................


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26-03-2016, 07:25 PM
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(26-03-2016 06:05 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 01:23 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Lately it's just making me crazy. The vet thinks it's mostly boredom. So now I've got to entertain the dog too?

Most people, given the option would probably sit around all day licking themselves.................

The only thing stopping them is a lack of flexibility..................


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heh

But if your tongue slips and you begin licking the sofa or a pillow, you'd stop right?


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26-03-2016, 07:28 PM
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Spray something nasty tasting on his junk.
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26-03-2016, 07:32 PM
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(26-03-2016 07:28 PM)pablo Wrote:  Spray something nasty tasting on his junk.

Dogs are gross, he'd probably like it.


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26-03-2016, 08:38 PM
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(26-03-2016 07:25 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 06:05 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Most people, given the option would probably sit around all day licking themselves.................

The only thing stopping them is a lack of flexibility..................


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heh

But if your tongue slips and you begin licking the sofa or a pillow, you'd stop right?

That would mean I missed her starfish. Drinking Beverage
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