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17-05-2016, 01:32 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-05-2016 01:02 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
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17-05-2016, 02:24 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Well, fuck me.

Yes, I decided after spending time cleaning mil's house, I'd just run to the market for some fresh veggies. (The market is super close to her house)

So here I am in the store, with my hair in a bad ponytail, torn jeans and tie dye finery, and who do I run into?

Yep that witch Suzanne who dresses like she just stepped off the runway.

"Oh hi" she waves obnoxiously and grabs me by the shoulders where we proceed to 'air kiss' hello, then she proceeded to prattle on about her difficult life.

"Did I tell you Chip (not his real name but he looks like a Chip) has a difficult decision," she whispers, "he's got to choose between Stanford, UC Berkeley and Yale. You know he wants to go to law school."

"That's nice for him" I mumble.

Insert a couple comments about working and having to shop on her lunch hour and incompetent cleaning staff and how nice it must be for me to just runaround wearing any old thing...

"How are your boys?"

I say little...

She then she said, "well I know it's got to be hard having a son who is retarded."

Fuck my life bitch. He's on the spectrum for autism not retarded.

She backpeddles that she meant something else.

At this point I just want to get the fuck away so I say I've got to go.

I adore her husband, he's truly one of the nicest people I know...but his wife....holy crap she's just a bitch.


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17-05-2016, 02:34 PM
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(17-05-2016 02:24 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Well, fuck me.

Yes, I decided after spending time cleaning mil's house, I'd just run to the market for some fresh veggies. (The market is super close to her house)

So here I am in the store, with my hair in a bad ponytail, torn jeans and tie dye finery, and who do I run into?

Yep that witch Suzanne who dresses like she just stepped off the runway.

"Oh hi" she waves obnoxiously and grabs me by the shoulders where we proceed to 'air kiss' hello, then she proceeded to prattle on about her difficult life.

"Did I tell you Chip (not his real name but he looks like a Chip) has a difficult decision," she whispers, "he's got to choose between Stanford, UC Berkeley and Yale. You know he wants to go to law school."

"That's nice for him" I mumble.

Insert a couple comments about working and having to shop on her lunch hour and incompetent cleaning staff and how nice it must be for me to just runaround wearing any old thing...

"How are your boys?"

I say little...

She then she said, "well I know it's got to be hard having a son who is retarded."

Fuck my life bitch. He's on the spectrum for autism not retarded.

She backpeddles that she meant something else.

At this point I just want to get the fuck away so I say I've got to go.

I adore her husband, he's truly one of the nicest people I know...but his wife....holy crap she's just a bitch.

Dodgy Sorry Moms Heart Eish.

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17-05-2016, 02:45 PM
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(17-05-2016 02:24 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  "Did I tell you Chip (not his real name but he looks like a Chip) has a difficult decision," she whispers, "he's got to choose between Stanford, UC Berkeley and Yale. You know he wants to go to law school."

If he wants to got to law school why would he waste $250K for an undergrad degree?

#sigh
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17-05-2016, 02:57 PM
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(17-05-2016 02:24 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Well, fuck me.

Yes, I decided after spending time cleaning mil's house, I'd just run to the market for some fresh veggies. (The market is super close to her house)

So here I am in the store, with my hair in a bad ponytail, torn jeans and tie dye finery, and who do I run into?

Yep that witch Suzanne who dresses like she just stepped off the runway.

"Oh hi" she waves obnoxiously and grabs me by the shoulders where we proceed to 'air kiss' hello, then she proceeded to prattle on about her difficult life.

"Did I tell you Chip (not his real name but he looks like a Chip) has a difficult decision," she whispers, "he's got to choose between Stanford, UC Berkeley and Yale. You know he wants to go to law school."

"That's nice for him" I mumble.

Insert a couple comments about working and having to shop on her lunch hour and incompetent cleaning staff and how nice it must be for me to just runaround wearing any old thing...

"How are your boys?"

I say little...

She then she said, "well I know it's got to be hard having a son who is retarded."

Fuck my life bitch. He's on the spectrum for autism not retarded.

She backpeddles that she meant something else.

At this point I just want to get the fuck away so I say I've got to go.

I adore her husband, he's truly one of the nicest people I know...but his wife....holy crap she's just a bitch.

As usual, I recommend liberal application of fire.

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17-05-2016, 03:08 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-05-2016 02:45 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 02:24 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  "Did I tell you Chip (not his real name but he looks like a Chip) has a difficult decision," she whispers, "he's got to choose between Stanford, UC Berkeley and Yale. You know he wants to go to law school."

If he wants to got to law school why would he waste $250K for an undergrad degree?

I have no clue.

I can only hope that Chip picks Berkeley, and they move to get a resident discount. Drinking Beverage


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17-05-2016, 03:09 PM
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(17-05-2016 02:57 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 02:24 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Well, fuck me.

Yes, I decided after spending time cleaning mil's house, I'd just run to the market for some fresh veggies. (The market is super close to her house)

So here I am in the store, with my hair in a bad ponytail, torn jeans and tie dye finery, and who do I run into?

Yep that witch Suzanne who dresses like she just stepped off the runway.

"Oh hi" she waves obnoxiously and grabs me by the shoulders where we proceed to 'air kiss' hello, then she proceeded to prattle on about her difficult life.

"Did I tell you Chip (not his real name but he looks like a Chip) has a difficult decision," she whispers, "he's got to choose between Stanford, UC Berkeley and Yale. You know he wants to go to law school."

"That's nice for him" I mumble.

Insert a couple comments about working and having to shop on her lunch hour and incompetent cleaning staff and how nice it must be for me to just runaround wearing any old thing...

"How are your boys?"

I say little...

She then she said, "well I know it's got to be hard having a son who is retarded."

Fuck my life bitch. He's on the spectrum for autism not retarded.

She backpeddles that she meant something else.

At this point I just want to get the fuck away so I say I've got to go.

I adore her husband, he's truly one of the nicest people I know...but his wife....holy crap she's just a bitch.

As usual, I recommend liberal application of fire.

Burning that much plastic would be bad for the environment.

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17-05-2016, 03:23 PM
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(17-05-2016 03:09 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 02:57 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  As usual, I recommend liberal application of fire.

Burning that much plastic would be bad for the environment.

Sadcryface But then what do I do with this #80 shopping bag of magnesium shavings?

Wow, Moms. That woman needs something, I just don't know what. Bitchslap, maybe.
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17-05-2016, 03:30 PM
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(17-05-2016 03:23 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 03:09 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Burning that much plastic would be bad for the environment.

Sadcryface But then what do I do with this #80 shopping bag of magnesium shavings?

Wow, Moms. That woman needs something, I just don't know what. Bitchslap, maybe.

Every time I see her, I turn into an idiot. Few people rattle me like she can. I think of a million things I could have said after I walk away. It's like I feel like chasing her down and saying them all. But then I'd look insane.

I cried when I got home. The comment about my son...it just hurt. It was just unbelievable on the cruel scale. The look she gave me...omg. 'you poor thing.'

We belonged to a group on Facebook that I just left, I've unfriended her too.


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17-05-2016, 03:30 PM
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(17-05-2016 03:23 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(17-05-2016 03:09 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Burning that much plastic would be bad for the environment.

Sadcryface But then what do I do with this #80 shopping bag of magnesium shavings?

Wow, Moms. That woman needs something, I just don't know what. Bitchslap, maybe.

Burn it anyway; as we know from the studious research of Senator James Inhofe, man can't really be impacting the environment.

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