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14-10-2016, 04:07 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-10-2016 03:54 PM)Aliza Wrote:  
(14-10-2016 03:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Sooooo in advance of our upcoming storm, I've brought in everything that usually blows away. Wind chimes, umbrellas and crap like that.

Candles and other stuff, thank goodness I'm a girl. Smile

Dog has plenty of food too.

Wind is blowing pretty hard here all day.

Worst is yet to come.

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14-10-2016, 04:36 PM
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As of 12 hours ago I now have a new nephew. A good size, an 8 pounder.
I'll pre heat the oven.

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14-10-2016, 06:13 PM
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(14-10-2016 04:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  As of 12 hours ago I now have a new nephew. A good size, an 8 pounder.
I'll pre heat the oven.

so is it now "Fucking Uncle Earmuffs' or 'Uncle Fucking Earmuffs'?

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14-10-2016, 06:20 PM
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(14-10-2016 03:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Sooooo in advance of our upcoming storm, I've brought in everything that usually blows away. Wind chimes, umbrellas and crap like that.

Candles and other stuff, thank goodness I'm a girl. Smile

Dog has plenty of food too.

Wind is blowing pretty hard here all day.

Worst is yet to come.

Stay safe.

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14-10-2016, 06:21 PM
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(14-10-2016 04:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  As of 12 hours ago I now have a new nephew. A good size, an 8 pounder.
I'll pre heat the oven.

Does this new little morsel have a name?

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14-10-2016, 09:37 PM
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(14-10-2016 06:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(14-10-2016 04:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  As of 12 hours ago I now have a new nephew. A good size, an 8 pounder.
I'll pre heat the oven.

Does this new little morsel have a name?

"Snack"

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14-10-2016, 11:49 PM
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(14-10-2016 06:13 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(14-10-2016 04:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  As of 12 hours ago I now have a new nephew. A good size, an 8 pounder.
I'll pre heat the oven.

so is it now "Fucking Uncle Earmuffs' or 'Uncle Fucking Earmuffs'?

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Well I mean my sister popped out a niece about 2 years ago so I was already an uncle.
I guess if I lived in China I would be a new uncle though.

Quote:Does this new little morsel have a name?

Earplugs.
Michael, named so because they liked the name not because they're religious or anything.

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15-10-2016, 10:24 AM
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Pretty wives do always make the worst coffee. Glad to know I'm not the only one who feels this way. Drinking Beverage



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15-10-2016, 11:13 AM
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(14-10-2016 04:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  As of 12 hours ago I now have a new nephew. A good size, an 8 pounder.
I'll pre heat the oven.

You gonna finish that?
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15-10-2016, 04:10 PM
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(14-10-2016 03:36 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Sooooo in advance of our upcoming storm, I've brought in everything that usually blows away. Wind chimes, umbrellas and crap like that.

Candles and other stuff, thank goodness I'm a girl. Smile

Dog has plenty of food too.

Wind is blowing pretty hard here all day.

Worst is yet to come.

Watching all the National Weather Service and power company tweets now. This one "blew" my mind.
"Strong jet stream (185 mph at 30,000 ft) across Pacific is major player in today's storm. Quite the tail wind for eastbound flights"
185 MPH Sadcryface
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