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21-10-2016, 05:11 PM
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(20-10-2016 07:03 AM)Vera Wrote:  Shows how much you guys know! As this authentic photograph clearly shows, he was off that cross and out of there like a thief in the night in no time. (That whole 1 Thessalonians 5:2 was just another case of botched up translation.) Credible sources report that he ended up opening a nice little seafood restaurant and, due to obvious reasons, made out like a bandit (though the gluten-free craze hit him rather hard, plus, most reviews claim the wine tasted somewhat watered down).

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(That whole resurrection baloney was cooked up by the Illuminati, when they travelled back in time after that first wormhole opened up in CERN.)

You’re welcome.

(If you need a nauseating chuckle, I suggest you do an image search of “Jesus is my coach” [Image: 158.gif])

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21-10-2016, 06:09 PM
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(21-10-2016 05:11 PM)Aliza Wrote:  
(20-10-2016 07:03 AM)Vera Wrote:  Shows how much you guys know! As this authentic photograph clearly shows, he was off that cross and out of there like a thief in the night in no time. (That whole 1 Thessalonians 5:2 was just another case of botched up translation.) Credible sources report that he ended up opening a nice little seafood restaurant and, due to obvious reasons, made out like a bandit (though the gluten-free craze hit him rather hard, plus, most reviews claim the wine tasted somewhat watered down).

[Image: p41vyHV.jpg]

(That whole resurrection baloney was cooked up by the Illuminati, when they travelled back in time after that first wormhole opened up in CERN.)

You’re welcome.

(If you need a nauseating chuckle, I suggest you do an image search of “Jesus is my coach” [Image: 158.gif])

Laugh out load No Jew is that ripped!

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Allow me to introduce Bill Goldberg.

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22-10-2016, 07:51 AM
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There's a video on Twitter of the recent Russian election being shared as evidence of voter fraud in Illinois. 753 people have liked it. There's even a Russian flag in the video. Let me repeat: THERE'S A FUCKING RUSSIAN FLAG IN THE VIDEO. There's stupidity where you go "okay that's stupid", but then there's a whole other degree of stupidity where you go "I can't even comprehend this".

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22-10-2016, 10:54 AM
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I hate being forced into having to give ultimatums. Dodgy

'No' fucking means 'no', and it means 'no' the first time that I fucking say it. 'Broke' means 'broke', likewise the first time that I say it. Being entitled to an opinion doesn't mean that your opinion matters any farther than you can toss it. Get over it.

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22-10-2016, 06:52 PM
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I wanted to walk out on the visiting priest doing a "mission appeal" at Mass. "Now if each of you gives $20 towards this nutrition center in the Dominican Republic..." all the way to "and a few of you might be able to do a thousand dollar gift...and if any of you have hit the lottery recently..." Plus he was a smarmy new younger priest who seemed to have a superiority complex.

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24-10-2016, 04:54 AM
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Hell of a rough day at work.
It was public holiday so we were short staffed to shit and it was busy as all hell. OH and management decided to pick today as the day we'd start the roll out of all the Christmas stock which also entailed making the display stands (these things come in 4 pieces and are huge and solid steel, you need two people to put them together).

I fucking told them, "there's not a hope in hell we're getting all that Christmas stock onto those shelves, you'll be lucky if we get the shelves made and changed out with the stock already on the floor" but nooooooo "I have faith you guys can do it".

Sure enough I was dealing with customers all day. Covering security. The supervisor was 2 and a half hours late. Nobody was doing what they were suppose too. Everyone was dicking around. I ended up putting all three displays together, dragging all three out onto shop floor by myself (these things are fucking huge and awkward), I had to move the Halloween shit by myself including redoing what the morning shift did because their idea of condensing stock is pathetic. I got 3 times the amount of stock out than they did.
I had to move all the gardening by myself. I had to move the large stacks of 60L storage bins by myself (which weigh a fucking ton when they're stacked up). I had to put all the new displays into place. All the while covering security because I was literally the only qualified security person on all day so who knows how much stock walked out the door. As well as helping out at checkouts because for some fucked up reason we only had 2 checkout staff. And doing all customer service laybys and lifting heavy stock for customers etc..

Sure enough 5 minutes to 10 and I haven't even finished pulling Xmas stock out of the stock room let alone put it on the shelf. So, pissed off I was the only one doing anything 10 oclock rolled around, the end of my shift, so I left my pallet of Xmas stock where it was, clocked out and left. Fuck it. I fucking told them there was no hope in hell it was going to get done. And now I have to be back there in 8 hours to do a 10 hour standing in one spot security shift... literally the worst shift in the entire store, I have to do that shift two days in a row. Ug.

My supervisor said to me "and they got you working all week, you're gonna be a cunt tomorrow aren't you?"
He knows me too well.

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24-10-2016, 05:07 AM
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The drug company denied my doctors request for another round of the drug keeping me alive.

I received a great deal of heavy medication while in hospital today. I remain a tad out of it and confused. 7 of the next 14 days will be spent in hospital.

All my limbs are still suffering heavily the loss of nerves. Happily there was a slight movement in a muscle in my upper forearm. There is hope it may return.

Never mentioned here before, and I no longer care because after one has been interrupted peeing into a bottle about 100 times, it no longer matters.

When I nearly died last may after our friend killed himself, one of the viruses was so strong it has made the area around my groin numb as well. There is zero feeling in that area. My hope is it will return. The same goes with my right side hip. Zero feeling.

The doctors are at a loss. Nobody knows what to do and invasive tests begin this coming Wednesday. These tests will continue for some time.

I must also now undergo 2 bone marrow biopsies every 3 weeks. I am at # 44 now I believe. I am having trouble remembering due to today's med's.

Lumbar punctures are likely to begin again soon and I will have 1 every 4 weeks. They are lasting longer now, on average 90 minutes. Sadly, as I have said in my mammoth thread, they are unable to numb the bone. The result is that one feels the entire operation. The discomfort after 34 is severe due to scar tissue having built up and as a result the needle must go deeper.

However I remain alive despite all this. So I can end my rant on a high at least. Smile

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24-10-2016, 09:45 PM
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That awkward moment when you're trying to explain to a guy that you think "no, the porn shop will not sell home improvement tools..." and he's talking about the 'pawn' shop not the 'porn' shop.

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24-10-2016, 11:47 PM
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(24-10-2016 09:45 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  That awkward moment when you're trying to explain to a guy that you think "no, the porn shop will not sell home improvement tools..." and he's talking about the 'pawn' shop not the 'porn' shop.

Porn shop home improvement Consider

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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25-10-2016, 12:16 AM
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(24-10-2016 11:47 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(24-10-2016 09:45 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  That awkward moment when you're trying to explain to a guy that you think "no, the porn shop will not sell home improvement tools..." and he's talking about the 'pawn' shop not the 'porn' shop.

Porn shop home improvement Consider

a stripper pole in the dining room maybe? Consider
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