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04-01-2017, 08:14 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(04-01-2017 07:53 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Cheap toilet paper sucks.

Am I right???

No, you ate quite wrong. Having tried all of the toilet paper in my supermarket the cheapest is truly the best. It's the only one that doesn't leave dingleberries. A few scrapes and scratches is a small price to pay for a clean butthole, it lasts a lot longer (you don't really want to use too much anyway), and your finger never breaks through the paper.

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04-01-2017, 08:16 AM
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I think we have cheaper paper. Sad

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04-01-2017, 08:27 AM
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It's 11 degrees F here this morning, and I have an infected foot that won't tolerate a shoe, and things to do outside.
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04-01-2017, 08:36 AM
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(04-01-2017 08:16 AM)Banjo Wrote:  I think we have cheaper paper. Sad

At school we had shiny crinkly paper called izel all it did was smear things around, largely very nasty.
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04-01-2017, 01:14 PM
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(04-01-2017 08:14 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(04-01-2017 07:53 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Cheap toilet paper sucks.

Am I right???

No, you ate quite wrong. Having tried all of the toilet paper in my supermarket the cheapest is truly the best. It's the only one that doesn't leave dingleberries. A few scrapes and scratches is a small price to pay for a clean butthole, it lasts a lot longer (you don't really want to use too much anyway), and your finger never breaks through the paper.

Norton 3 inch, 150 grit leaves you with a nice shiny asshole....

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04-01-2017, 02:00 PM
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(04-01-2017 01:14 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(04-01-2017 08:14 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  No, you ate quite wrong. Having tried all of the toilet paper in my supermarket the cheapest is truly the best. It's the only one that doesn't leave dingleberries. A few scrapes and scratches is a small price to pay for a clean butthole, it lasts a lot longer (you don't really want to use too much anyway), and your finger never breaks through the paper.

Norton 3 inch, 150 grit leaves you with a nice shiny asshole....

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...and removes external hemorrhoids. Win-win!

Or one could this-

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04-01-2017, 04:12 PM
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(04-01-2017 07:53 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Cheap toilet paper sucks.

Am I right???

Yes.
Life is too short for cheap toilet paper. Angry

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04-01-2017, 04:29 PM
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My parents buy the crumbliest toilet paper I don't know how they stand it.
It fucking cakes to your ass like sprinkles. Now whenever I go to stay I take my own roll.

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04-01-2017, 04:41 PM
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(04-01-2017 04:29 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  My parents buy the crumbliest toilet paper I don't know how they stand it.
It fucking cakes to your ass like sprinkles. Now whenever I go to stay I take my own roll.

When I traveled to some countries I couldn't believe how sandpapery their toilet paper was.

We had some Russian friends and they bought this horrible sandpaper toilet paper. I would bring a little package of tissues. Dodgy

My poor American bottom just couldn't take it -- I only touch my flower with soft things thank you very much. They must have really calloused assholes and other bits.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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04-01-2017, 05:35 PM
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(04-01-2017 04:41 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(04-01-2017 04:29 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  My parents buy the crumbliest toilet paper I don't know how they stand it.
It fucking cakes to your ass like sprinkles. Now whenever I go to stay I take my own roll.

When I traveled to some countries I couldn't believe how sandpapery their toilet paper was.

We had some Russian friends and they bought this horrible sandpaper toilet paper. I would bring a little package of tissues. Dodgy

My poor American bottom just couldn't take it -- I only touch my flower with soft things thank you very much. They must have really calloused assholes and other bits.

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