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03-12-2012, 04:48 AM
RE: Ranting corner
This is why I think being blunt is better than beating around the bush....

Or maybe breast in this case...?

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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03-12-2012, 05:14 AM
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(03-12-2012 04:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  Tongue I like boobs. So there. And look, this is great writing style compared to the guys you translate. I mean I didn't say "I like soft luscious orbs like grapefruit" or anything like that Big Grin
Grapefruit, eh? I think you might have to lower your expectations just a teensy-weensy bit there, sonny boy Cool

(on a side note, ever considered a carrier change? Cause I think you'd be better than at least half of those hacks)

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03-12-2012, 06:47 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(03-12-2012 05:14 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(03-12-2012 04:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  Tongue I like boobs. So there. And look, this is great writing style compared to the guys you translate. I mean I didn't say "I like soft luscious orbs like grapefruit" or anything like that Big Grin
Grapefruit, eh? I think you might have to lower your expectations just a teensy-weensy bit there, sonny boy Cool

(on a side note, ever considered a carrier change? Cause I think you'd be better than at least half of those hacks)
I'm a medium boob man myself - ask anyone I've ever groped Big Grin What size grapefruit do you get over there ?

Now given that you have no idea of my literary genius, I have to conclude that 'those hacks' are basically the lowest common denominator. Hence with regret I conclude that I cannot take your statement as a compliment, since a baboon would probably write better soft porn than they. I will now retire to my manse in despair and masturbate furiously but romantically to the Blue Danube waltz, mourning the lack of respect I get on internet forums.
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03-12-2012, 06:49 AM
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You ain't no Tolstoy, that's for sure.


*as an after thought, how do you qualify "medium" in such a regard, the word seems somewhat redundant to me....

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03-12-2012, 07:03 AM (This post was last modified: 03-12-2012 07:37 AM by Vera.)
RE: Ranting corner
(03-12-2012 06:47 AM)morondog Wrote:  I'm a medium boob man myself - ask anyone I've ever groped Big Grin What size grapefruit do you get over there ?

Now given that you have no idea of my literary genius, I have to conclude that 'those hacks' are basically the lowest common denominator. Hence with regret I conclude that I cannot take your statement as a compliment, since a baboon would probably write better soft porn than they. I will now retire to my manse in despair and masturbate furiously but romantically to the Blue Danube waltz, mourning the lack of respect I get on internet forums.
Who gave you the idea it was soft porn?

We don't have grapefruits here (not warm enough). We do have watermelons, though Drinking Beverage

And forget the Blue Danube (what kind of a rhythm is this anyway). Try this on for size (or something). (Just dawned upon me that it's even called Danubian dance, even more appropriate).





(03-12-2012 06:49 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  You ain't no Tolstoy, that's for sure.
I would hope he's not. Tolstoy means obese. Just sayin'

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03-12-2012, 07:11 AM
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I meant Tolstoy of the Leo variety. (In reference to Morondogs literary genius, comment)

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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03-12-2012, 07:18 AM
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(03-12-2012 07:11 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I meant Tolstoy of the Leo variety. (In reference to Morondogs literary genius, comment)
"Mr. James: See? That's right. Just when you think I'm going to zig, I zag.
Dave: Well sir, when you're done with your zig-zagging...
Mr. James: That's when I zog."

That's what I do - zog. Cool

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03-12-2012, 07:45 AM
RE: Ranting corner
I..


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I cannot even begin to try to counter troll that...

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03-12-2012, 03:26 PM
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(02-12-2012 07:07 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(02-12-2012 06:50 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Well, after last week (grieving a loved one, getting a bad cold/cough, having in-laws stay over from out of town and having my dog stolen) I am sooo ready for a better week. So we decorated early (lights are nice since it gets dark around 330 in the afternoon now). I think I should throw a mini party mid-week, too. Big Grin I need some cheer.

That sounds like a high-stress week. You have my sympathy.

How long did they stay for?


In fact, that is a seriously awful week. Weeping

And a disproportionally restrained rant.

I think we will fully understand if there as an explosion within the next few days.

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I don't really have explosions under stress. I just kinda become incoherent Sad . Boo for mushy mind. It is slightly entertaining though.

Thanks for the sympathy. Kind words go a long way.
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03-12-2012, 03:31 PM
RE: Ranting corner
More than a mouthful seems like a waste.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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