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12-03-2017, 11:46 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Damn, I've got laundry to do, not to mention a house to try to clean (we've got company coming to stay with us starting Wednesday) and now a surprise visitor might be dropping in.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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12-03-2017, 12:32 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(12-03-2017 11:46 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Damn, I've got laundry to do, not to mention a house to try to clean (we've got company coming to stay with us starting Wednesday) and now a surprise visitor might be dropping in.

You just reminded me I promised my husband I'd put his clothes in the dryer. Thanks!!
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12-03-2017, 01:52 PM
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"Let me do the interrrogation of Creepanja. Some still think it's a guy. I figure out if that's a guy or a woman."

"Good idea. And ask all the hard questions. "

..............


"So, Kantanja, how many lip-sticks do you have?"

"You mean how many I use currentely or how many I have and not use because of wrong color/taste/texture?"

"Okay. How many fur-coats do you have?"

"Non."

"What about fake-fur coats?"

"Let me think."

"You have to think about if you have a fake-fur coat?"

"No. I have to think about how many."

"Ohh...take your time..."

"Well...I have a brownish fake cow-fur one. A zebra one. A leopard one in regular leopard-skin color and one greyish black leopard-fur coat. That's it."

"Okay. How many bra's do you have?"

"A few but I don't use them often."

"How many pairs of shoes?"

"Many."

"How many?"

"Actually too many."

"How many?!"

"I don't know!"

"Make a guess."

"Only those that are in my appartment and not those that are in the basement for storage?"

"Yes, please."

"About thirty."

"Okay. How many purses/hand-bags?"

"About twelve."

"How many pairs of ear-rings?"

"About twenty-five."

"Rings?"

"About twenty."

"Neckletts?"

"I don't wanna tell."

"Why not?"

"Because it would sound rediculous."

"Why?"

"Just because."

"How many?!"

"I do them myself, okay?!"

"Okay. How many?"

"About hundred."

"What kind of soap do you use for the washing-mashine?"

"Liquid only."

"How many books do you have?"

"Not many anymore."

"Why not?"

"I was broke and gave a lot of them to a second-hand book store. Same goes for my cd-collection,. Some jewelry and my electric-guitar went to the money-lenders."

"How old is your mother?"

"Seventy-three."

"What kind of eye make-up do you use. Brand-name, please."

"Ultimate volume mascara, Rival, black."

"Okay."

"Why don't you ask me how many titts I have?"

............

The Plugz-"Hombre Secreto (Secret Agent Man)" from "Repo Man Soundtrack"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1vJ0r0ax0
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12-03-2017, 01:56 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(12-03-2017 11:46 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Damn, I've got laundry to do, not to mention a house to try to clean (we've got company coming to stay with us starting Wednesday) and now a surprise visitor might be dropping in.

Make the visitors clean.

#sigh
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12-03-2017, 02:12 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(12-03-2017 01:52 PM)Billanja Wrote:  "Let me do the interrrogation of Creepanja. Some still think it's a guy. I figure out if that's a guy or a woman."

"Good idea. And ask all the hard questions. "

..............


"So, Kantanja, how many lip-sticks do you have?"

"You mean how many I use currentely or how many I have and not use because of wrong color/taste/texture?"

"Okay. How many fur-coats do you have?"

"Non."

"What about fake-fur coats?"

"Let me think."

"You have to think about if you have a fake-fur coat?"

"No. I have to think about how many."

"Ohh...take your time..."

"Well...I have a brownish fake cow-fur one. A zebra one. A leopard one in regular leopard-skin color and one greyish black leopard-fur coat. That's it."

"Okay. How many bra's do you have?"

"A few but I don't use them often."

"How many pairs of shoes?"

"Many."

"How many?"

"Actually too many."

"How many?!"

"I don't know!"

"Make a guess."

"Only those that are in my appartment and not those that are in the basement for storage?"

"Yes, please."

"About thirty."

"Okay. How many purses/hand-bags?"

"About twelve."

"How many pairs of ear-rings?"

"About twenty-five."

"Rings?"

"About twenty."

"Neckletts?"

"I don't wanna tell."

"Why not?"

"Because it would sound rediculous."

"Why?"

"Just because."

"How many?!"

"I do them myself, okay?!"

"Okay. How many?"

"About hundred."

"What kind of soap do you use for the washing-mashine?"

"Liquid only."

"How many books do you have?"

"Not many anymore."

"Why not?"

"I was broke and gave a lot of them to a second-hand book store. Same goes for my cd-collection,. Some jewelry and my electric-guitar went to the money-lenders."

"How old is your mother?"

"Seventy-three."

"What kind of eye make-up do you use. Brand-name, please."

"Ultimate volume mascara, Rival, black."

"Okay."

"Why don't you ask me how many titts I have?"

............

The Plugz-"Hombre Secreto (Secret Agent Man)" from "Repo Man Soundtrack"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1vJ0r0ax0
no doubt you think you sound clever and cool, but you don't you sound like a crazy freak imo
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12-03-2017, 02:29 PM
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(12-03-2017 02:12 PM)adey67 Wrote:  no doubt you think you sound clever and cool, but you don't you sound like a crazy freak imo

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12-03-2017, 02:54 PM
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Toooooooooo late!


"Oh, please educate me, master Trollhater. I'm just a stupid troll. Why do you hate me? Why don't you educate me?"

"You're boring, un-cool and repelling. That's why."

"Oh, please, great master Trollhater, tell how comes I'm so far below you."

"Because I say so and many other agree with me."

"Oh, then it must be true, indeed."

"Don't talk to me ever again!"

"Oh great master Hatred, how comes you don't want to better me? You want me to run around and troll others instead of you?"

"Yes. That's what I want."

..................

The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want [Official]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw
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12-03-2017, 04:08 PM
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(12-03-2017 02:54 PM)Billanja Wrote:  Toooooooooo late!


"Oh, please educate me, master Trollhater. I'm just a stupid troll. Why do you hate me? Why don't you educate me?"

"You're boring, un-cool and repelling. That's why."

"Oh, please, great master Trollhater, tell how comes I'm so far below you."

"Because I say so and many other agree with me."

"Oh, then it must be true, indeed."

"Don't talk to me ever again!"

"Oh great master Hatred, how comes you don't want to better me? You want me to run around and troll others instead of you?"

"Yes. That's what I want."

..................

The Rolling Stones - You Can't Always Get What You Want [Official]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw
This is not normal behaviour what on earth is wrong with you bilharzia ? You could have had interesting and productive exchanges and made friends but instead this Rolleyes
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12-03-2017, 04:13 PM
RE: Ranting corner
I feel weird trying to do my weekly cleaning while my daughter has her boyfriend over. Confused It just seems... I don't know. It bothers me.

Rev doesn't see the issue.

Am I the only one who feels weird cleaning when company is around? Even if they're not in the same room? Hobo

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12-03-2017, 04:20 PM
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I also freak the hell out and get mega-uncomfortable if I walk into the bathroom at work and someone is brushing their teeth. Blink It's like I've been transported into their bathroom at their home and like I'm seeing something that really only their family members regularly see them do. It feels squicky and too intimate... or something. This too is probably bizarro-ness on my part. Blush

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