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12-03-2017, 04:41 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(12-03-2017 04:13 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  I feel weird trying to do my weekly cleaning while my daughter has her boyfriend over. Confused It just seems... I don't know. It bothers me.

Rev doesn't see the issue.

Am I the only one who feels weird cleaning when company is around? Even if they're not in the same room? Hobo

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When my three kids were still at home the house with filled with their friends. If I had waited till no one was around I would never have gotten anything done. I used to wake up on Sunday mornings and start counting how many people I was going to be making breakfast for. Blink I bet he doesn't even notice.

Silly girl. Tongue

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12-03-2017, 05:05 PM
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I blame it on us never having company over when I was growing up. I ain't been properly socialized. Hobo So I don't know how to act when people are over.

Also...

Achievement Unlocked: Cleaning whilst Company is Afoot Hobo

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13-03-2017, 08:23 AM
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"Hey Fritzanja, you old trollster, can I have a conversation with you?"

"Sure. Sit down over there."

"What's that? Looks like a stuhl make out of filth."

"That's because it is a stuhl made out of filth."

"I prefer to stand."

"What's your name? Bartleby?"

"Nah, I just hate filth."

"Okay. Then sit over there."

"What's that? Looks like a pile of bones."

"That's my bone-chair."

"Okay. Will it eat me while I'm sitting?"

"Not when I don't allow it. Want some chai?"

"You mean real chai?"

"What do you think I mean? Of course I mean real chai."

"Okay."

"So, whadaya wanna talk about?"

"Spiritual and psychological warfar-strategies and tactics."

"Why do you think that would interest me?"

"I just have the impression it could."

"Okay. Tell me what you know about it."

"I thought you can tell me what you know about it."

"I could, but I prefer not to."

"So, you don't want to share your knowledge?"

"So, you don't want to share your knowledge?"

"I thought our conversation would be more fruitfull, actually."

"I'm not the hugging type. Enjoy your chai and then leave."

"Are you having a title?"

"Yes. What about you?"

"Yes."

"Fine. How's the tea?"

"Better than I thought it would be."

"Good. Drink your tea as long as it takes. I have to do my laundry meanwhile."
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13-03-2017, 08:44 AM
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13-03-2017, 09:41 AM
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"So, you're still here? You want more chai?"

"Yes, please. I'm an agent. That much I can tell."

"Good. I'm an agent too, kinda sorta."

"What agency?"

"That's non of your buisnes. Unless you tell me what agency you work for."

"Nah, I can't. Will get me in trouble."

"But you want me to tell you what agency I work for? Why would I want to do that?"

"Maybe because you're not getting in trouble like I would by telling?"

"Okay. Valid argument. I work for the holy pumpkin."

"What??!"

"You heard me."

"So, that's your boss? The "holy pumpkin"?"

"No. It's not my boss. I just work for the holy pumkin."

"You're not having a boss, then?"

"No. So now, what is it you want to confess? Other than being an agent. We all are in one way or the other."

"I'm an idiot."

"Good. What kind of idiot?"

"Half-baked on my way to full blown."

"Okay. You're forgiven. Now become a usefull idiot."

"Usefull for whom?"

"For the well-being of those who really deserve it."

"That's kinda vague. Who is deserving what and why?"

"Good question. Now leave and contemplate on that. You can come back anytime to tell me what you came up with. I have to clean the bathroom now."

................

Nina Simone - Sinnerman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vDZsABHUbQ
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13-03-2017, 10:07 AM
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"Hey Durganja, it's me. Mrs. John Steed. You called me and Bob?"

"Yes. Thanks for showing up. Hey Bob! How's your new album selling?"

"So la-la. Here is cake."

"Thanks. Here are some biddhis I lately made."

"Bob shouldn't smoke anymore, Durganja. You know that."

"Then, just give them away so those you have too healthy lungs, still."

"We're just on our way to granny. We just steped by to say hello. Granny is knitting a hat for yah."

"What colour?"

"Black..."

"...is the colour that shines on me." Once a friend of mine sang."

"Bob's wheel-chair is scweeking. You have oil?"

"Sure. Here it is, sista."

.............

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13-03-2017, 10:11 AM
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... and *poof* Billanja has earned an ignore. Nicely done, Bill. You're one of a grand total of two.
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13-03-2017, 10:41 AM
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(13-03-2017 10:11 AM)Heath_Tierney Wrote:  ... and *poof* Billanja has earned an ignore. Nicely done, Bill. You're one of a grand total of two.
I dunno mate she's quite amusing and kinda growing on me in a sort of fucked up fungus way but then I'm batshit crazy myself too so there you go really. Big Grin
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13-03-2017, 10:42 AM
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"There is no "truth" as such! Truth, what ever that may be, needs context, context, CONTEXT! In order to be understood."

"It's okay, Stephen. I know what you mean."

"Idiots, idiots, IDIOTS everywhere!"

"Yah want some chai?"

"Yes, please. And fill it with rum. Lot's of rum."

"Okay. You wanna lay on the couch over there?"

"Is that pink Freuds couch?"

"Yes. I bought it lately. Far too expensive, if you ask me, but isn't it a nice one?"

"More rum. I need more rum!"

"Here it is!"

"Thanks. Now I relax. What about me having one of your biddhis?"

"Here it is."

"That feels good. I'm save. You want me to show you my new technical thingy, Durganja?"

"If it can not be avoided, Stephen. Sure...."

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13-03-2017, 10:54 AM
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Bill, for some strange reason your posts are making me smile but be careful do too much of the same and it could be construed as spamming which is a bannable offence here. Just saying Smile
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