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16-03-2017, 11:19 AM
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Unfortunately I've discovered that I'm way to fat to lay on my belly and create stuff like the old days. Laugh out load

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16-03-2017, 11:26 AM
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(16-03-2017 11:19 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Unfortunately I've discovered that I'm way to fat to lay on my belly and create stuff like the old days. Laugh out load

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16-03-2017, 11:30 AM
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(16-03-2017 11:26 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  [Image: belly-bed-brown_home_zpswtolzzit.jpg]

An inflatable, plush bedpan... technology is amazing. Blink

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16-03-2017, 11:31 AM
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(16-03-2017 11:26 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 11:19 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Unfortunately I've discovered that I'm way to fat to lay on my belly and create stuff like the old days. Laugh out load

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That's not belly enough. Sadcryface2

(16-03-2017 11:30 AM)kim Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 11:26 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  [Image: belly-bed-brown_home_zpswtolzzit.jpg]

An inflatable, plush bedpan... technology is amazing. Blink

That's a toilet? I thought it was a belly hole. A reminder not to go shopping with me, probably.

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16-03-2017, 12:31 PM
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You wasted $18 on buying that book for me WTF Wiccan spells and magic ? Are you fucking kidding me, which part of staunch atheist don't you understand did you seriously think that a book that tries to tie in neuroscience with fucking wiccan spells was a smart move, did it not occur to you that I have no interest, zero none nada, in trying to channel my inner mother earth goddess ? Sorry but this book is going in the bin, $18 in the bin what a fucking waste. Angry
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16-03-2017, 02:32 PM
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(16-03-2017 12:31 PM)adey67 Wrote:  You wasted $18 on buying that book for me WTF Wiccan spells and magic ? Are you fucking kidding me, which part of staunch atheist don't you understand did you seriously think that a book that tries to tie in neuroscience with fucking wiccan spells was a smart move, did it not occur to you that I have no interest, zero none nada, in trying to channel my inner mother earth goddess ? Sorry but this book is going in the bin, $18 in the bin what a fucking waste. Angry

Take it back to the store and get your money back.

If it was bought on line, take it to a used book store - no doubt they'll give you at least a few bucks for it. My used place gives half of what they think they can sell it for. Shy

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16-03-2017, 08:06 PM
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Omg omg omg.

So, I'm sitting on the sofa, my man and our houseguest are watching a movie.

I'm on the sofa with his friend. Suddenly I get a whiff of an odor. I think maybe he farted...

It keeps getting worse and worse. The most foul smell like something rotting.

Like a rat trapped between the walls quickly decomposing.

The dude took his shoes off.

It's his fucking feet!

I needed to escape before I threw up on him.

Fuck!


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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16-03-2017, 08:32 PM
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(16-03-2017 08:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omg omg omg.

So, I'm sitting on the sofa, my man and our houseguest are watching a movie.

I'm on the sofa with his friend. Suddenly I get a whiff of an odor. I think maybe he farted...

It keeps getting worse and worse. The most foul smell like something rotting.

Like a rat trapped between the walls quickly decomposing.

The dude took his shoes off.

It's his fucking feet!

I needed to escape before I threw up on him.

Fuck!

Just be like "wow dude your feet stink so bad".
That's what I'd do. You can have a laugh but also solve the issue at the same time.




Also, fuck Im a genius. Cooking meatballs right and the pans too big to cover the meatballs so I arrange the meatballs in the pan to form a damn so it damns up the meatball sauce on one side of the pan and covers the meatballs. Fucking genius.

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16-03-2017, 09:48 PM
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(16-03-2017 12:31 PM)adey67 Wrote:  You wasted $18 on buying that book for me WTF Wiccan spells and magic ? Are you fucking kidding me, which part of staunch atheist don't you understand did you seriously think that a book that tries to tie in neuroscience with fucking wiccan spells was a smart move, did it not occur to you that I have no interest, zero none nada, in trying to channel my inner mother earth goddess ? Sorry but this book is going in the bin, $18 in the bin what a fucking waste. Angry

Use it to put a spell on your friend so he won't buy you any more crappy books Wink Hobo
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16-03-2017, 09:52 PM
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(16-03-2017 08:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omg omg omg.

So, I'm sitting on the sofa, my man and our houseguest are watching a movie.

I'm on the sofa with his friend. Suddenly I get a whiff of an odor. I think maybe he farted...

It keeps getting worse and worse. The most foul smell like something rotting.

Like a rat trapped between the walls quickly decomposing.

The dude took his shoes off.

It's his fucking feet!

I needed to escape before I threw up on him.

Fuck!

Were I to do this with my friends here in Australia, this'd be the scene.

"Dale, your feet fucking stink, mate. Either put your shoes on or wash your feet."

'Oh shit, really? Okay.'

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