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16-03-2017, 10:48 PM
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(16-03-2017 08:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omg omg omg.

So, I'm sitting on the sofa, my man and our houseguest are watching a movie.

I'm on the sofa with his friend. Suddenly I get a whiff of an odor. I think maybe he farted...

It keeps getting worse and worse. The most foul smell like something rotting.

Like a rat trapped between the walls quickly decomposing.

The dude took his shoes off.

It's his fucking feet!

I needed to escape before I threw up on him.

Fuck!

My wife has a cousin who lives in Switzerland. She had a friend who would come over and remove his shoes while visiting. His feet stunk pretty badly, but her cat would go over and lick his feet clean! Hobo
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16-03-2017, 10:59 PM
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(16-03-2017 10:48 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 08:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omg omg omg.

So, I'm sitting on the sofa, my man and our houseguest are watching a movie.

I'm on the sofa with his friend. Suddenly I get a whiff of an odor. I think maybe he farted...

It keeps getting worse and worse. The most foul smell like something rotting.

Like a rat trapped between the walls quickly decomposing.

The dude took his shoes off.

It's his fucking feet!

I needed to escape before I threw up on him.

Fuck!

My wife has a cousin who lives in Switzerland. She had a friend who would come over and remove his shoes while visiting. His feet stunk pretty badly, but her cat would go over and lick his feet clean! Hobo


Oh my yuck!


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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16-03-2017, 11:01 PM
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(16-03-2017 09:52 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 08:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omg omg omg.

So, I'm sitting on the sofa, my man and our houseguest are watching a movie.

I'm on the sofa with his friend. Suddenly I get a whiff of an odor. I think maybe he farted...

It keeps getting worse and worse. The most foul smell like something rotting.

Like a rat trapped between the walls quickly decomposing.

The dude took his shoes off.

It's his fucking feet!

I needed to escape before I threw up on him.

Fuck!

Were I to do this with my friends here in Australia, this'd be the scene.

"Dale, your feet fucking stink, mate. Either put your shoes on or wash your feet."

'Oh shit, really? Okay.'

I love him so I can't say anything. He'd be embarrassed. I couldn't stand for him to feel bad about it. I'll live. Blush


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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16-03-2017, 11:03 PM
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(16-03-2017 10:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 10:48 PM)Fireball Wrote:  My wife has a cousin who lives in Switzerland. She had a friend who would come over and remove his shoes while visiting. His feet stunk pretty badly, but her cat would go over and lick his feet clean! Hobo


Oh my yuck!

My husband's little brother was kinda like that. When he was younger he'd never bathe... I never knew people could get that smelly if they didn't bathe...
I've honestly never smelled anything like that in my life.
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16-03-2017, 11:18 PM
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(16-03-2017 11:01 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I love him so I can't say anything. He'd be embarrassed. I couldn't stand for him to feel bad about it. I'll live. Blush

Fuck that.

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16-03-2017, 11:30 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-03-2017 11:03 PM)Larai19 Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 10:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Oh my yuck!

My husband's little brother was kinda like that. When he was younger he'd never bathe... I never knew people could get that smelly if they didn't bathe...
I've honestly never smelled anything like that in my life.

Well I know he showered this morning. Smile


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16-03-2017, 11:30 PM
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(16-03-2017 11:18 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 11:01 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I love him so I can't say anything. He'd be embarrassed. I couldn't stand for him to feel bad about it. I'll live. Blush

Fuck that.

I need to acquire that mindset. XD
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17-03-2017, 02:06 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(16-03-2017 09:52 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(16-03-2017 08:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omg omg omg.

So, I'm sitting on the sofa, my man and our houseguest are watching a movie.

I'm on the sofa with his friend. Suddenly I get a whiff of an odor. I think maybe he farted...

It keeps getting worse and worse. The most foul smell like something rotting.

Like a rat trapped between the walls quickly decomposing.

The dude took his shoes off.

It's his fucking feet!

I needed to escape before I threw up on him.

Fuck!

Were I to do this with my friends here in Australia, this'd be the scene.

"Dale, your feet fucking stink, mate. Either put your shoes on or wash your feet."

'Oh shit, really? Okay.'

Really? I expected a few more 'Hey, cunt!' in there. Tongue

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17-03-2017, 02:17 AM
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And yet again, Origin has crapped out on me so I can't play any of the games on my Irigin account despite them sitting installed in my drive. I could have sworn remembering tales the Origin wasn't a smouldering pile of shit, guess that was nothing but lies. Or I'm exceptionally unlucky or fucked everything up somehow.

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17-03-2017, 03:22 AM
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(17-03-2017 02:17 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  And yet again, Origin has crapped out on me so I can't play any of the games on my Irigin account despite them sitting installed in my drive. I could have sworn remembering tales the Origin wasn't a smouldering pile of shit, guess that was nothing but lies. Or I'm exceptionally unlucky or fucked everything up somehow.

Must be you, I have no troubles with it.

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