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05-12-2012, 11:00 PM
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(05-12-2012 04:09 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(05-12-2012 03:50 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I'm getting gas today as well, but that lunch was sure worth it!

What did ya have?
I went to a deli and had a lovely Reuben on Rye with split pea soup. Tasted excellent going down and now I'm enjoying a symphony of olfactory delight!

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06-12-2012, 12:23 AM
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Getting forcefully dragged along to a comedy show tonight that my flatmate is performing in...

I sense nothing but bitter disappointment followed by a long uncomfortable sitting where I constantly need to pee.

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06-12-2012, 01:19 AM
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(06-12-2012 12:23 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Getting forcefully dragged along to a comedy show tonight that my flatmate is performing in...

I sense nothing but bitter disappointment followed by a long uncomfortable sitting where I constantly need to pee.

Aw. Look at our Muffsy getting all social like. I could almost shed a tear of joy.

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06-12-2012, 01:34 AM
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How are you being forcefully dragged along?

Whatever happened to the good old days of saying "Fuck no!" if you didn't what the do something...

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06-12-2012, 02:40 AM
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(05-12-2012 06:40 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  I see, women don't watch porn, but they seem to enjoy reading the shit out of it. It's almost worse than porn since porn doesn't even attempt to hide its shallow values and demeaning objectification. This horseshit is sappy, uninspiring, and unrealistic. Men construct unrealistic expectations through porn, women through vampire romance novels.
Pretty much. Porn I get, but reading it, esp. with vampires, drinking blood and all this crap - No And in certain respects the ones that are for teens are even worse. Nothing is sheathed (or unsheathed) there, but boys smell of summer rain and the first leaves of spring (imagine the disappointment when/if a real boy actually asks one of those girls out). I've read comments by readers to the effect they wished real boys were like this or that character.

And don't even get me started on all the ridiculous clichés they still use, in this century! The bad boy who becomes good for the heroine, characters who are centuries old but have never loved before they meet the one. And, oh sweet lord, the disgusting possessiveness of men and how they'd fight anyone who even dares to look at their little whore. And women actually enjoying this... and oh so much more idiocy I didn't think anyone in this century actually wanted in a relationship Frusty

(05-12-2012 07:09 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  If I may make a recommendation.



At the next possible opportunity GTFO of there, and with your resignation include; "For the sake and honour of all literature past, present and future; Stop this foolishness and never approach a book or text document ever again."
Nah, my beef ain't with the publishing house. They provide a steady flow of work and pay well (enough). My beef is with all the talentless hacks who spew forth this bilge. Why, a lot of them are New York bestselling authors, actually.

The thing is, your statement applies to about 99% of what is being "written" and published nowadays.

How I deal with it? By hurling insults at the authors and going on regular rants. (Plus, they are so bad, they often give me a good laugh) Also, by watching this, over and over again:



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06-12-2012, 03:14 AM
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You guys are never ever ever gonna guess what just happened to me at the comedy bar...

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06-12-2012, 03:17 AM
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(06-12-2012 03:14 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  ...

You guys are never ever ever gonna guess what just happened to me at the comedy bar...
Did it involve lube?

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06-12-2012, 03:18 AM
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Blow job in the restroom? Nice going, Muffsy!

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06-12-2012, 05:47 AM
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(06-12-2012 03:14 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  ...

You guys are never ever ever gonna guess what just happened to me at the comedy bar...
My god, is it possible that you actually liked the comedy? Is it possible that you did not stand in the corner, alone, drinking some non-alcoholic drink? Is the world coming to it's end?

Now, here is my rant:

FUCK my "friends" who always come to my apartment to "hang out with me" ONLY when they smoke all their weed, so they want to smoke some of mine! And they always do it when I have only a few last buds... Damn this shit!

And fuck these ISP companies that I have to wait for a full month before they give me a signal. A SIGNAL, I NEED A SIGNAL, I want to play STO, my Vice Admiral is getting old, my ship is breaking apart, I need to fix things!!

Horrible...

At least the Arrow is out...

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06-12-2012, 06:10 AM
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(06-12-2012 05:47 AM)Filox Wrote:  
(06-12-2012 03:14 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  ...

You guys are never ever ever gonna guess what just happened to me at the comedy bar...
My god, is it possible that you actually liked the comedy? Is it possible that you did not stand in the corner, alone, drinking some non-alcoholic drink? Is the world coming to it's end?

Now, here is my rant:

FUCK my "friends" who always come to my apartment to "hang out with me" ONLY when they smoke all their weed, so they want to smoke some of mine! And they always do it when I have only a few last buds... Damn this shit!

And fuck these ISP companies that I have to wait for a full month before they give me a signal. A SIGNAL, I NEED A SIGNAL, I want to play STO, my Vice Admiral is getting old, my ship is breaking apart, I need to fix things!!

Horrible...

At least the Arrow is out...

Arrow is out?
Nice. I'm not gonna sleep three hours and get up for work. Gonna go watch me some young Oliver.

You do mean Green Arrow, I hope.

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