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01-05-2017, 05:14 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Or! She meant Disco Jesus, perchance?

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01-05-2017, 05:39 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-05-2017 03:41 PM)Vera Wrote:  Is she a crazy lady who does your hair or is she a lady with crazy hair who likes to godtalk at you?

She does my hair.

I like what she does with it....but omg the personal revelation shit...

It's nothing but a two hour long special pleading. Dodgy


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01-05-2017, 05:50 PM
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(01-05-2017 05:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 03:41 PM)Vera Wrote:  Is she a crazy lady who does your hair or is she a lady with crazy hair who likes to godtalk at you?

She does my hair.

I like what she does with it....but omg the personal revelation shit...

It's nothing but a two hour long special pleading. Dodgy

Apparently she feels a strong need to save you. Drinking Beverage

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01-05-2017, 05:59 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-05-2017 05:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 05:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  She does my hair.

I like what she does with it....but omg the personal revelation shit...

It's nothing but a two hour long special pleading. Dodgy

Apparently she feels a strong need to save you. Drinking Beverage

And invite me to her church.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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01-05-2017, 05:59 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-05-2017 05:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 03:41 PM)Vera Wrote:  Is she a crazy lady who does your hair or is she a lady with crazy hair who likes to godtalk at you?

She does my hair.

I like what she does with it....but omg the personal revelation shit...

It's nothing but a two hour long special pleading. Dodgy

Omg please tell me it's as bad as I imagine. "[Moms] I have a word of wisdom for you. Jesus wants me to tell you that he loves you, and died for you, and that he knows you have strayed from the path of righteousness, but that he wants you to return. He knows what's in your heart [moms], and he knows how hardened against him it is, but he also knows that you long for Truth and true freedom in him.
All he needs is for you to surrender, say the word, accept him into your heart and be forever changed."

...wow, I just spewed Christian-speak better than my cousin's minister husband does.

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01-05-2017, 06:34 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-05-2017 05:59 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 05:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  She does my hair.

I like what she does with it....but omg the personal revelation shit...

It's nothing but a two hour long special pleading. Dodgy

Omg please tell me it's as bad as I imagine. "[Moms] I have a word of wisdom for you. Jesus wants me to tell you that he loves you, and died for you, and that he knows you have strayed from the path of righteousness, but that he wants you to return. He knows what's in your heart [moms], and he knows how hardened against him it is, but he also knows that you long for Truth and true freedom in him.
All he needs is for you to surrender, say the word, accept him into your heart and be forever changed."

...wow, I just spewed Christian-speak better than my cousin's minister husband does.

Once this woman said something similar to me ending the rant by telling me I needed to get on my knees and ask Jesus into my heart, by this time I was fed up and said "Do I have to give him a blow job while I'm down there too ? "
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01-05-2017, 06:38 PM
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(01-05-2017 05:59 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  All he needs is for you to surrender, say the word

Mom's the word Drinking Beverage

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01-05-2017, 06:59 PM
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(01-05-2017 06:34 PM)adey67 Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 05:59 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Omg please tell me it's as bad as I imagine. "[Moms] I have a word of wisdom for you. Jesus wants me to tell you that he loves you, and died for you, and that he knows you have strayed from the path of righteousness, but that he wants you to return. He knows what's in your heart [moms], and he knows how hardened against him it is, but he also knows that you long for Truth and true freedom in him.
All he needs is for you to surrender, say the word, accept him into your heart and be forever changed."

...wow, I just spewed Christian-speak better than my cousin's minister husband does.

Once this woman said something similar to me ending the rant by telling me I needed to get on my knees and ask Jesus into my heart, by this time I was fed up and said "Do I have to give him a blow job while I'm down there too ? "

...I snorted in spite of myself. Sad

(01-05-2017 06:38 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 05:59 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  All he needs is for you to surrender, say the word

Mom's the word Drinking Beverage

+1 pun pwnage. Realized while imagining Moms unfortunate two hour hostage session, it's been so long since someone tried to "nicely" save my soul, as it were, instead of doing so from the position of utter assholery.

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01-05-2017, 08:01 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-05-2017 05:59 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 05:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  She does my hair.

I like what she does with it....but omg the personal revelation shit...

It's nothing but a two hour long special pleading. Dodgy

Omg please tell me it's as bad as I imagine. "[Moms] I have a word of wisdom for you. Jesus wants me to tell you that he loves you, and died for you, and that he knows you have strayed from the path of righteousness, but that he wants you to return. He knows what's in your heart [moms], and he knows how hardened against him it is, but he also knows that you long for Truth and true freedom in him.
All he needs is for you to surrender, say the word, accept him into your heart and be forever changed."

...wow, I just spewed Christian-speak better than my cousin's minister husband does.

"...and He thinks you need about two more inches off, a perm, and a color change."
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01-05-2017, 08:17 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(01-05-2017 05:59 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(01-05-2017 05:39 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  She does my hair.

I like what she does with it....but omg the personal revelation shit...

It's nothing but a two hour long special pleading. Dodgy

Omg please tell me it's as bad as I imagine. "[Moms] I have a word of wisdom for you. Jesus wants me to tell you that he loves you, and died for you, and that he knows you have strayed from the path of righteousness, but that he wants you to return. He knows what's in your heart [moms], and he knows how hardened against him it is, but he also knows that you long for Truth and true freedom in him.
All he needs is for you to surrender, say the word, accept him into your heart and be forever changed."

...wow, I just spewed Christian-speak better than my cousin's minister husband does.

Pretty much this. Couched of course in a story about how she spoke to jebus personally, and said that she has said prophetic dreams...

Oh and all archeologists are obsessed with proving jebus really existed.

And she knows scientists that can prove god exists.

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