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18-06-2017, 01:53 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Fucking hell, there I am on the sofa talking to my youngest son about his first-class exceptional (higher than an honours, 96%marks) fine art degree when the fucking dog vomits on my left leg all because she's a greedy bitch and eats grass even when she's not actually ill. She was soon forgiven though as she's daddy's baby and its hard to be cross with her.
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18-06-2017, 03:50 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Oh fuck...I hurt my back.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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18-06-2017, 03:54 PM (This post was last modified: 18-06-2017 05:23 PM by Shai Hulud.)
RE: Ranting corner
Sorry Moms Hug

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For goodness sake I want to just text back, "I am NOT your slave." and "Some of us aren't unemployed and thus are working on other things, yes even on Sunday, than your wedding." But no, I'm a good friend, I will bite my tongue.

Today's texts just now:

"Check in with everyone today to see if July 8th or 9th would work for the bachelor party."

Thanks for asking me if July 8th or 9th works for me, since I'm 600 miles away you ass.

"And did you take your shoe picture yet? You've not sent it."

I did, but was going to send it to you tomorrow, because I don't know, I thought maybe we could take the sabbath off? But apparently not, because your fucking wedding needs to be the only thing in this world that matters.

"Also talk to [bride's brother] about ideas for things to do in Pittsburgh."

I am not your slave to order around. Ask politely sometime. Also congrats man, you've single handedly made sure I will follow EK's advice and never accept a place in a wedding party again. Also, you're the worst houseguest I've ever had and you have a fucking superiority complex that's entirely undeserved.

Edit: So I texted groomzilla back a photo of my dress shoes and "Thanks for assuming I would be back by then." Rudest thing I've ever said to him, but I'm almost at the end of my rapidly thinning patience.

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18-06-2017, 04:01 PM
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(18-06-2017 03:50 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Oh fuck...I hurt my back.

Backs are the worst. Hug
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18-06-2017, 04:23 PM
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(18-06-2017 04:01 PM)julep Wrote:  
(18-06-2017 03:50 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Oh fuck...I hurt my back.

Backs are the worst. Hug

Yeah we went to Costco and everyone was getting hotdogs after so I decided to be the nice one and load the car.

Omg, the sodas at the bottom of the cart was bad...but the box...

I lifted it, and felt something pull...

I'll take an Advil or two...hopefully that will help.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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18-06-2017, 06:25 PM
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Omfg he had ONE job and screwed it up.

I'm so over this shit.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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18-06-2017, 06:35 PM
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(18-06-2017 06:25 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omfg he had ONE job and screwed it up.

I'm so over this shit.

Are you going to injure someone? Gasp
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18-06-2017, 06:40 PM
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(18-06-2017 06:35 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(18-06-2017 06:25 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Omfg he had ONE job and screwed it up.

I'm so over this shit.

Are you going to injure someone? Gasp

Yep


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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18-06-2017, 07:14 PM
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Sad back problems are the worst. Make your family wait on you until you heal Smile

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18-06-2017, 10:06 PM
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(18-06-2017 04:23 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(18-06-2017 04:01 PM)julep Wrote:  Backs are the worst. Hug

Yeah we went to Costco and everyone was getting hotdogs after so I decided to be the nice one and load the car.

Omg, the sodas at the bottom of the cart was bad...but the box...

I lifted it, and felt something pull...

I'll take an Advil or two...hopefully that will help.

Hope you feel better Moms! Hug

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