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08-12-2012, 06:10 PM
RE: Ranting corner
I'm so fucking hungry. I want to eat so many animals right now. I keep being bored and checking this place out and what do I see? A thread about animals and meat. I can only imagine eating them, and how delicious they are. I want to bite them, and chew them. I want them inside me non sexually.

I can't eat real food. I have to wait. I don't want to wait. I haven't eaten real food in two and a half days. My stomach wants me to die. It wants me to curl into a starved little ball and die. It is ruthlessly mad at me. I can't even argue about it because I'm mad too. I'm on my stomachs side. We should team up and kill me.

My mouth hurts. I hate my mouth for denying me food. Liquid food is only good when desired. I do not desire it. I want to chew. I want to tear, I want to eat something that may have eaten me had it been given the chance. To top it off I think my mouth may be infected, and there are no dentists until Monday. I'll survive probably but I might have to avoid real food for even longer. That's horse shit. I want some fucking meat.

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT.

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08-12-2012, 07:07 PM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2012 09:12 PM by Tartarus Sauce.)
RE: Ranting corner
I want to be a sadistic bastard and post pictures from Food Porn Daily just to torture you, but alas my heart is not made only of stone.

I will however post pictures of the animals your taste buds desire. I don't know your preference so I will just post a whole bunch.


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08-12-2012, 07:10 PM
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Shut up and eat some pudding.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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08-12-2012, 08:00 PM
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(08-12-2012 07:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Shut up and eat some pudding.
I'm currently eating ice cream. I do so enjoy ice cream. It's the only saving grace t the moment.

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08-12-2012, 08:30 PM
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What did you do Luc? Did you have a tooth pulled or something?

Try swishing your mouth out with Listerine...my dentist has me use it before I come in for any work. There's enough alcohol in it to cause a slight anesthesia effect on your gums. Either that or use some warm salt water, it will help cleanse the area at least. If there's swelling, don't use any Tylenol type meds use and Advil type that can reduce inflammation. Maybe that will make it easier till you can get to the dentist.

Mouth pain is the worst! Hope you feel better soon.

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08-12-2012, 08:48 PM
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(08-12-2012 08:00 PM)lucradis Wrote:  
(08-12-2012 07:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Shut up and eat some pudding.
I'm currently eating ice cream. I do so enjoy ice cream. It's the only saving grace t the moment.
I had some horrifying heartburn earlier in the week so I bought ice cream. Fortuitously, I forgot I had it until mere minutes ago when I gleefully polished it off.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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08-12-2012, 09:06 PM
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(08-12-2012 07:10 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Shut up and eat some pudding.


If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!

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08-12-2012, 09:09 PM
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Fuck the postal system.

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09-12-2012, 01:35 AM
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(08-12-2012 09:09 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Fuck the postal system.
Dick caught in letter box ?
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09-12-2012, 04:49 AM
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(09-12-2012 01:35 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(08-12-2012 09:09 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Fuck the postal system.
Dick caught in letter box ?
yea.. Sad

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