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26-09-2017, 02:46 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-09-2017 02:42 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(26-09-2017 02:23 AM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  Great... No butter only margarine Dodgy

"He landed with his bum in the margarine" lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.

That's the first time I've ever heard the bum in the butter saying, but yes agreed butter is a bit more upmarket Smile

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26-09-2017, 03:26 AM
RE: Ranting corner
What about: "He landed with his bum in the 'I Can't Believe it's not Butter' " ?

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26-09-2017, 01:37 PM
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Fucking brake drum starts smoking on my way to a funeral. Three hours from home. Dodgy

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26-09-2017, 02:07 PM
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(26-09-2017 01:37 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Fucking brake drum starts smoking on my way to a funeral. Three hours from home. Dodgy

On the bright side, there are two ways to go to a funeral, and yours is the better way.

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26-09-2017, 03:54 PM
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Oh, of course, because I live in the South, I must be stupid.

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26-09-2017, 07:50 PM
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My kids Xbox 360 died on him so now his life is over and he is making mine miserable. Confused Somebody shoot me.

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26-09-2017, 07:57 PM
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(26-09-2017 01:37 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Fucking brake drum starts smoking on my way to a funeral. Three hours from home. Dodgy

Sometimes you can get them to unlock by backing up...it might take more than one try.
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26-09-2017, 08:29 PM
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(26-09-2017 07:50 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  My kids Xbox 360 died on him so now his life is over and he is making mine miserable. Confused Somebody shoot me.

On the plus side he seems to be pleased with the solution now. He just needed to calm down a bit.

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26-09-2017, 10:34 PM
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(26-09-2017 08:29 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(26-09-2017 07:50 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  My kids Xbox 360 died on him so now his life is over and he is making mine miserable. Confused Somebody shoot me.

On the plus side he seems to be pleased with the solution now. He just needed to calm down a bit.

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26-09-2017, 11:04 PM
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(26-09-2017 08:29 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(26-09-2017 07:50 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  My kids Xbox 360 died on him so now his life is over and he is making mine miserable. Confused Somebody shoot me.

On the plus side he seems to be pleased with the solution now. He just needed to calm down a bit.

That sounds like a story. Mind sharing?

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