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20-01-2018, 01:25 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2018 02:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Just got a text message saying, “I’m in town, fancy a shag”

2 things...

I don’t think my old man wouid approve....

I have no idea who this person is.

Did you order new carpet?

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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21-01-2018, 01:18 PM
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I have so much cleaning I need to do. Feeling paralyzingly overwhelmed. Sad

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21-01-2018, 01:25 PM
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(21-01-2018 01:18 PM)Escape Artist Wrote:  I have so much cleaning I need to do. Feeling paralyzingly overwhelmed. Sad

I hate cleaning. Waste time making a list of everything you’ve got to do. Make the first one, “make cleaning list” then check it off and bask in the feeling of accomplishment.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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22-01-2018, 07:27 AM (This post was last modified: 22-01-2018 07:32 AM by Shai Hulud.)
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(20-01-2018 11:45 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  So, about an hour ago, the sirens for tornadoes or air raids went off here at the office. While they do test them periodically throughout the year, it was more than a little unnerving following that false missile warning in Hawaii (and Japan), and being directly between two decent sized cities, one of them the 3rd largest in the United States. Say what one will about Bush and Obama, but I never had a moment of fear going, "...is that just a test, or is there a nuke about to hit a city nearby? I'm outside the blast radius, but would I be outside of wear the wind would blow the fallout? Are a lot of people about to die?"

One of the custodians just came through and asked me why there was so much trash this weekend and complaining it smelled on this floor of the building. My reply, "Well when you all don't pick it up for 6 days, it piles up." He just walked away. Edit: I realize not the nicest of me, but had a horrible night's sleep, aching all over, think I might be fighting off a cold or something, and I have a guy leading the Executive Branch who calls other nations "shitholes" while doing his best to turn this one into one. And I have to go talk about domestic terrorism, and judging by two of my students' reactions thus far this Winter term, I think they're not going to be happy when we discuss domestic terrorism, because it's not, shall we say...brown...enough.

Need to think of a witty signature.
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22-01-2018, 10:48 AM
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*yawn*

Good morning.

It’s monday.

Monday.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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22-01-2018, 11:37 AM
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I can't get anything done, and frankly, I'm tired of trying. It's like shoveling snow when there's an avalanche coming down the mountain.

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23-01-2018, 02:09 PM
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JDog presents a little poem to describe his day.

Still waiting for my box
Got burnt on the arm
This is a load of cocks
That I brought myself harm

I can't catch a break
I am still sick
I'll take out my snake
So this day can suck my dick

Thank you.

"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze
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24-01-2018, 10:34 PM
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Please, can I actually get something done at work tomorrow. Please.

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25-01-2018, 01:04 AM
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I’ve got a cramp in my toe.

It’s the piggy that had roast beef.

I like roast beef....

Oh look, shiny things.

I might be a little high.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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25-01-2018, 11:28 AM
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(25-01-2018 01:04 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I’ve got a cramp in my toe.

It’s the piggy that had roast beef.

I like roast beef....

Oh look, shiny things.

I might be a little high.

I got a cramp in my jaw one time while I was yawning. Painful and funny at the same time.
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