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05-01-2013, 05:40 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(05-01-2013 05:24 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(05-01-2013 05:16 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  It's all on the left side, nothing wrong with the right.
I don't feel ill or anything, don't have a fevor or pissing blood.

I'd go to the doctors but I don't have $50. I could go to the poor-mans GP (accident and emergency).
Maybe if it persists.
LJ's Non-Medical Procedure:

1. Check for external stab wound.

2. Rub area to feel for tender, hard internal lump. If not too tender, rub in circular motion (could be stuck poo in intestine). If very tender, ponder if it is inflamed and valuable life-threatening organ problem that needs immediate help. Get help if so.

3. Decide on waiting vs making trip to doctor. Wait awhile. Reassess and follow procedure steps 1 through 3.


Good luck muffs, hope you feel better soon.


You forgot "Consult exorcist".

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05-01-2013, 05:47 PM
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Well then, eat an apple, maybe some raisin bran, and take a good healthy dump.

And drink more water, you probably have a bowel issue. You little turd. Dodgy

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05-01-2013, 05:51 PM
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All that vanilla coke probably rotted away my intestines.
Think I'll lay off the stuff.

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05-01-2013, 06:24 PM
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The appendix can be on the right side.
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05-01-2013, 07:24 PM
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Maybe you have Crohns Disease Muffs. Take care of yourself!

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05-01-2013, 07:52 PM
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The Vanilla Coke may have caused kidney stones. Left side pain can be a plugged up kidney. If you press on your back just around the side, does that feel bruised and tender?

Get to a real doctor...drink lots of water, juice, anything besides Vanilla Coke, other colas, or tea.

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05-01-2013, 10:24 PM
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No I'm not tender anywhere, I can poke the pain directly and nothing.
Also, suffice to say that it's not a.. blockage..

It still hurts a little bit but it's nowhere near as bad as what it was earlier.
Only really hurts now when I bend in certain ways.

Quote:Maybe you have Crohns Disease Muffs. Take care of yourself!

Nah, I don't think it's this.


My money is on an infection or something. I'm sure my body will kick it's ass, it always does.

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05-01-2013, 10:28 PM
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How you getting on with your housemates muffs? Ive not heard you mention them for a while Consider

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05-01-2013, 10:40 PM
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Because I hardly see them.
Which is probably why I haven't mentioned them because there's been nothing to bitch about.

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05-01-2013, 10:46 PM
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Hope you feel better soon Muffsybooboo.

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