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15-02-2013, 05:07 PM
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What? No wisecracks about how I was never sane in the first place? Vera, I'm disappointed in you.

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15-02-2013, 05:14 PM
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(15-02-2013 05:07 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  What? No wisecracks about how I was never sane in the first place? Vera, I'm disappointed in you.
Must've been mellowed by so much tender beauty Angel

Plus, I'm really much more concerned with my own sanity or lack thereof...

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15-02-2013, 05:42 PM
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Ah yes, there is a topic intrigue. What's the latest scoop of textual dysentery?

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15-02-2013, 06:03 PM
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Well, you asked for it. Just a couple of random instance. And it's no dysentery. It's the bloody Ebola virus!

Heeeeeeeeeeey, check his shit out with the relating. Any more of this and he was going to get a gold star on his chart.

“Champagne makes me horny.”
“Really …”
Slipping his hand down her hip … and lower … he tugged her in against his sudden arousal.
“You ever meet the hall bathroom?”
“I do believe we’ve been formally introd—Vishous!”
He stopped nipping at her neck, but kept up with rolling his hips against hers. Which was a little indecent, but nothing that any of the other couples hadn’t done from time to time.
“Yes?” he drawled. When she seemed speechless, he sucked on her lip and growled, “If you recall, we were discussing the bathroom? I was thinking maybe I could reacquaint the pair of you. Not sure if you’re aware of it, but that sink counter has been crying out for you.”
“And you do some of your best work at sinks.”

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15-02-2013, 08:46 PM
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Plumbing extraordinaire turns lusty! Also, growling like a bulldog while locking lips is now considered erotic. I do believe this fine piece of literature has given me a stiffy!

Oh wait, that is right, that cackling was coming from me while reading such garbage! Then who was it that had a boner? (Please forgive me, I am massively sleep deprived and the lucidity of my thought lines is at a low).

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15-02-2013, 09:53 PM
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I would so fucking fuck the shit out of Vera. Just cause she needs to have the shit fucked out of her.
... ManlyGirl's down with it.

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16-02-2013, 04:31 PM
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"There was some other force driving him—this was not about sex, although the mechanics of the act were involved. In taking her virginity, he was marking her in a way he didn’t understand, but didn’t question."

Fuck this shit! Where do I resign from being a woman?

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16-02-2013, 04:33 PM
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(16-02-2013 04:31 PM)Vera Wrote:  "There was some other force driving him—this was not about sex, although the mechanics of the act were involved. In taking her virginity, he was marking her in a way he didn’t understand, but didn’t question."

Fuck this shit! Where do I resign from being a woman?

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16-02-2013, 04:37 PM
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(16-02-2013 04:33 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(16-02-2013 04:31 PM)Vera Wrote:  "There was some other force driving him—this was not about sex, although the mechanics of the act were involved. In taking her virginity, he was marking her in a way he didn’t understand, but didn’t question."

Fuck this shit! Where do I resign from being a woman?

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16-02-2013, 04:37 PM
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(16-02-2013 04:33 PM)Chas Wrote:  Maybe it's time for new clients?
Not sure if taking a shot at me or my book...

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Did someone else say something? Free... Nah, must've been imagining it.

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