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23-03-2013, 02:38 PM
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I do apologise in advance (DLJ, you may leave now, or at least don't say I didn't warn you), but this has got to be the dumbest sex scene I've ever had the displeasure to translate. Not only that, but the bible-thumping old bat, who's penned this vile thing, just ruined science for me. From now on every time I read an article on particle physics and colliders I'm gonna have this disgusting image etched in my head Censored

Sensation built upon sensation until reality slipped away and she felt as if she were being hurled through a supercollider, flying past the speed of light through a narrow underground passage toward the place where everything came apart. And then she cried out as all the molecules that made up who she was fragmented: atoms dissociated, nuclei detached, everything broke open, shattered, and, at the end, left her more complete than she had ever been.

I definitely prefer translating vampire porn (though I'm sure the authoresses will object to calling it thus) over erotica. At least there are no pathetic attempts at making it sound "poetic" there...

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23-03-2013, 02:48 PM
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(23-03-2013 02:38 PM)Vera Wrote:  I do apologise in advance (DLJ, you may leave now, or at least don't say I didn't warn you), but this has got to be the dumbest sex scene I've ever had the displeasure to translate. Not only that, but the bible-thumping old bat, who's penned this vile thing, just ruined science for me. From now on every time I read an article on particle physics and colliders I'm gonna have this disgusting image etched in my head Censored

Sensation built upon sensation until reality slipped away and she felt as if she were being hurled through a supercollider, flying past the speed of light through a narrow underground passage toward the place where everything came apart. And then she cried out as all the molecules that made up who she was fragmented: atoms dissociated, nuclei detached, everything broke open, shattered, and, at the end, left her more complete than she had ever been.

I definitely prefer translating vampire porn (though I'm sure the authoresses will object to calling it thus) over erotica. At least there are no pathetic attempts at making it sound "poetic" there...


Looks to me like that the bitch failed science.

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23-03-2013, 03:07 PM
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(23-03-2013 02:38 PM)Vera Wrote:  Sensation built upon sensation until reality slipped away and she felt as if she were being hurled through a supercollider, flying past the speed of light through a narrow underground passage toward the place where everything came apart. And then she cried out as all the molecules that made up who she was fragmented: atoms dissociated, nuclei detached, everything broke open, shattered, and, at the end, left her more complete than she had ever been.
She grew a penis? Huh

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23-03-2013, 03:14 PM
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I had BBQ chicken and some green beans for lunch. The chicken smelled horrible!
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23-03-2013, 03:15 PM
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(23-03-2013 03:07 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  She grew a penis?
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You listening? There is no such thing as penis envy. One of stupidest things anyone has ever come up with (stupid even for Freud). Class dismissed.

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23-03-2013, 03:20 PM
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Vera, after spending time on those books...how do you scrub your brain to remove that junk?

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23-03-2013, 03:27 PM
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(23-03-2013 03:20 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Vera, after spending time on those books...how do you scrub your brain to remove that junk?
Were that I could, were that I could. Brain is slowly turning into mush... I drink though (and then love everyone Tongue ):




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23-03-2013, 03:27 PM
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(23-03-2013 03:20 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Vera, after spending time on those books...how do you scrub your brain to remove that junk?


My guess would be alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.

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23-03-2013, 04:07 PM
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(23-03-2013 03:15 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(23-03-2013 03:07 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  She grew a penis?
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You listening? There is no such thing as penis envy. One of stupidest things anyone has ever come up with (stupid even for Freud). Class dismissed.
Lol, I think you took my joke too seriously. Big Grin

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23-03-2013, 04:17 PM
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(23-03-2013 04:07 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Lol, I think you took my joke too seriously. Big Grin
Or you - mine. Consider

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