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09-04-2013, 05:19 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(09-04-2013 04:58 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(09-04-2013 03:12 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It took me 3 hours this morning to realize I was completely alone in the house. Seriously. Completely alone.

Just think of all that time you could have spent masturbating.

It's all gone to waste! Ohmy

I know! Killed the damn hitachi. Really it will never vibe again...but the replacement is nt the way!

That's what I get for rushing to make up for lost time!


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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09-04-2013, 09:02 PM
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So my flat got broken into last Saturday...
A solomanian guy broke in through a window, stole some stuff from my flatmat and went into my other flatmates room (female) and she even saw him and he shifted a few things around and left. She thought it was one of us (which is why she never talks to me I suppose?? thinks Im some kind of creepy sex offender?), much to her surprise when it turned out to be some creepy Somalian guy...

Luckily this place has individual locks on the doors and I always lock mine and my shit didn't get stolen.

God is great for providing me with a lock and the ability to use it. Praise the one true lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
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09-04-2013, 09:07 PM
 
RE: Ranting corner
I detect sarcasm my friend.
Thats creepy dude, i would have either ran outta the flat or ran at him with a baseball bat. Unless he had a gun... then id just do the former
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09-04-2013, 09:10 PM
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Sarcasm detected in an Earmuffs post! Shocking Say it ain't so.

See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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09-04-2013, 10:56 PM
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Why the hell are people rude just for the sake of being rude? FFS. It's like dealing with children.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-04-2013, 02:30 AM
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(09-04-2013 09:10 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Sarcasm detected in an Earmuffs post! Shocking Say it ain't so.

I am never sarcastic.
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So it turns out my flatmate didn't think I was a creepy sex offender, she thought my other flatmate (the dutch guy) was just sleep walking or drunk. God is great.


I also just met my downstairs neighbor. Very pretty young lady, about my age. Turns out she's living alone.. I didn't tell her about the Somalian guy that broke into our flat... Somethings are just better untold you know.
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10-04-2013, 11:48 AM
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So my Junior prom is this weekend and I kind of want to be a rebel after it, so me and "Ferdinand" made a deal to go skinny dipping at a nearby lake, where there are also retired train trussels.

The thing is..
Only me and Amber are willing to get naked, out of like 8 people.

Come on you guys! It's prom night, we're almost Seniors! No parents, late curfews, and tons of fun! LET'S BE REBELS.

Whether anyone gets naked or not, I'm skinny dipping (by myself if I must).

"You don't disappoint me.... I think your much braver than you may believe."
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10-04-2013, 12:12 PM
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Oh have fun at the prom!!


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-04-2013, 12:34 PM
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Sarah skinny dipping.... Consider

I have too many years... and Alabama is too far away....

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10-04-2013, 01:08 PM
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Zombie Cat's like...

I rest my head on granite. Your argument is invalid.

Can't explain that! Big Grin

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