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15-07-2013, 10:59 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Why are you once again up at 5am in the morning?
I thought we'd been over this like a million times!

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15-07-2013, 11:00 AM
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Ok Muffs, a) it hasn't been a million times, 6 tops and b) I'm hungry

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15-07-2013, 11:00 AM
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Dodgy It was a metaphor you idiot...

So go get something to eat! You've got nice crispy green apples right there, within arms reach!

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15-07-2013, 11:01 AM
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Yea but, I've already had 2 today and there's only 3 left and I wanna save them for another day.
Besides, I feel like sausages.

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15-07-2013, 11:01 AM
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So go eat a damn sausage!
God damn, it's not rocket science.

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15-07-2013, 11:03 AM
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Yeah but I can't be bothered cooking them, by the time I cook them and eat them it'll be like 6oclock and then I would have started watching something and so would have to finish watching it meaning I wouldn't get to sleep until 7 which means I wont wake up till 5pm!!

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15-07-2013, 11:03 AM
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Why don't you just cook it in the microwave like HoC suggested?
6minutes, done.

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15-07-2013, 11:04 AM
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Ahhh have you forgotten? The microwave is broken...

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15-07-2013, 11:04 AM
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Oh yea... Consider

Well.. I don't know, have a sausage, don't have a sausage I don't give a fuck just make up your damn mind.

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15-07-2013, 11:05 AM
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Fine, sausage it is and I can start watching Lost session 1 which just finished downloading.

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